shlotch

A loose hanging vagina.

Man, look at that chick's shlotch, it's seem some action!

by lordplagus September 17, 2018

Slotcher

A person that has been officially Slotched by Jeff or Joey

You're a real Slotcher dude

by HeadlessJeff January 21, 2021

Splotching

When a girl pees standing up

Emily is splotching all over the place

by JETER218 October 17, 2010

Slotch

A slut, thot, bitch.

Lucy, quit being a slotch.

by quitty123456789 November 28, 2015

slotch

to cut or slice something, usually in a gruesome way.

"that guy on the news totally got his arm slotched off by that saw."

"someone crazy guy in the groupchat was threatening to slotch off his kidneys?"

by averagehungarian June 24, 2022

splotch

The splattered crap on the inside of your undies after a violent fart.

I ate a chili dog last night, and splotched my sheets this morning.

by anonymous March 28, 2004

splotcher

A less voluminous variation of a wet fart where the fart leaves an irregularly shaped spot or stain on underwear or pants.

Although it was a loud fart, I wasn’t sure it was a splotcher until I saw the stain later that night.

by Roger C. July 14, 2006