Shlongoid 

See Dongus

We painted a shlongoid on his face while he was sleeping

Shlongoid by Combat 84 June 30, 2004

shlongrider 

A homosexual, or more specifically, one who rides the penis.

"Enjoying your bananna there Mark?"
"Shut up Scott, you shlongrider!"

shlongrider by Ben Dizzle July 28, 2005

splogoid 

a small crystal like creature with small arms, no legs , usually green, although sometimes blue, which communicates to other splogoid, or plural name, splogulai, though a high ptiched squeak, above the highest frequency of human hearing, making them hard to find and detect, and are a rare species found in areas of Central Africa and some Pacific Islands, prefering a hot climate, although there has been a reported sighting in mid-Wales.

No actual recorded video or photography has been yet taken of these creatures

No actual recorded video or photography has been yet taken of splogoid or splogulai although there has been a reported sighting in mid-Wales.

splogoid by Splogoid Appriciation Society June 16, 2007

schlongdidong 

a big penis that i like to suck on

oh wow your boyfriend has a really big schlongdidong

schlongdidong by cocks are very daddy February 15, 2022

Solonoid 

You think that this is a chemistry term but you are wrong. A Solonoid is the smaller version of a Solomon. He is black and is from Zimbabwe and most likely is an import. He doesn't know where or who his dad is but he is happy cause he gets $100 in the mail every month. Solonoid can often be found in two lines; the welfare line and the KFC line. He loves his state house which gets turned into a "Chemistry Lab" by his "Uncles". His monkey senses get activated in the bush

Oh Solonoid, Monkeying around as usual! Solonoid, was that you in the KFC line yesterday? Solonoid, did you tip a stripper with food stamps last night?

Solonoid by Welfare Officer September 24, 2017

shlongli 

Another nickname for Zhongli, the geo archon.
Some of the nicknames most used for him is peepaw, daddy, and obviously; shlongli.

He has no morra but it’s okay because Tartaglia can be his sugar daddy 😩‼️

Person 1: “Check out this fanart of Shlongli 😏”

Person 2: “Peepaw is so hot 😩🤚”

shlongli by Kaeya.simp February 7, 2021

shlongini 

A small shlong. Usually less than 4 inches.

I stopped dating him, cause I met THE shlongini

shlongini by zuleika January 14, 2004