You think that this is a chemistry term but you are wrong. A Solonoid is the smaller version of a Solomon. He is black and is from Zimbabwe and most likely is an import. He doesn't know where or who his dad is but he is happy cause he gets $100 in the mail every month. Solonoid can often be found in two lines; the welfare line and the KFC line. He loves his state house which gets turned into a "Chemistry Lab" by his "Uncles". His monkey senses get activated in the bush
Oh Solonoid, Monkeying around as usual! Solonoid, was that you in the KFC line yesterday? Solonoid, did you tip a stripper with food stamps last night?
by Welfare Officer September 25, 2017