Shlong sling
Medical apparatus utilized when an individual fractures their phallus. It prevents excessive jostling and also prohibits potentially hazardous turgidity.
Shlong sling by Jealous McOferrik March 6, 2008
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Shlong Shlinger
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schlong sling
Underwear for males that cradles their schlongs, much to the disgust of the people around them; a banana hammock.
schlong sling by anonymous purple August 13, 2018
Shlong Shlinging Slasher
The Shlong Shlinging Slasher was a hidden entity behind the sets of spongebob square. He originated from doodle bob, he became a well known serial killer. Some say hes still out there.
Some say the name of the Shlong Shlinging Slashers name was, the one, The only, “Hoo haw hee tiki tiki”
Shlong Shlinging Slasher by Long_Shlong69 March 18, 2022
Shlong Slinger
Shlong Slinger by PStar-7 October 29, 2023
sling slong
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