Shlong sling

Medical apparatus utilized when an individual fractures their phallus. It prevents excessive jostling and also prohibits potentially hazardous turgidity.

Shaniqua rode me so hard I think my dick is broke... I need a shlong sling.

Shlong sling by Jealous McOferrik March 6, 2008

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Shlong Shlinger

A person that plays with or pulls or slings their shlong.

Omg. Stop shling`n your shlong dan!

Shlong Shlinger by - December 21, 2004

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schlong sling

Underwear for males that cradles their schlongs, much to the disgust of the people around them; a banana hammock.

That old man is still trying to show off his junk in a schlong sling.

schlong sling by anonymous purple August 13, 2018

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Shlong Shlinging Slasher

The Shlong Shlinging Slasher was a hidden entity behind the sets of spongebob square. He originated from doodle bob, he became a well known serial killer. Some say hes still out there.

Some say the name of the Shlong Shlinging Slashers name was, the one, The only, “Hoo haw hee tiki tiki”

Shlong Shlinging Slasher by Long_Shlong69 March 18, 2022