Shlong sling

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Medical apparatus utilized when an individual fractures their phallus. It prevents excessive jostling and also prohibits potentially hazardous turgidity.

Shaniqua rode me so hard I think my dick is broke... I need a shlong sling.

Shlong sling by Jealous McOferrik March 6, 2008

Words you can keep

Shlong Shlinger

A person that plays with or pulls or slings their shlong.

Omg. Stop shling`n your shlong dan!

Shlong Shlinger by - December 21, 2004

schlong sling

Underwear for males that cradles their schlongs, much to the disgust of the people around them; a banana hammock.

That old man is still trying to show off his junk in a schlong sling.

schlong sling by anonymous purple August 13, 2018

Shlong Shlinging Slasher

The Shlong Shlinging Slasher was a hidden entity behind the sets of spongebob square. He originated from doodle bob, he became a well known serial killer. Some say hes still out there.

Some say the name of the Shlong Shlinging Slashers name was, the one, The only, “Hoo haw hee tiki tiki”

Shlong Shlinging Slasher by Long_Shlong69 March 18, 2022

Shlong Slinger

The Name That Was Given To Joseph Without His knowledge During A Friendly Game Of Bowling.

"Did You Joseph's Username In Bowling Was Shlong Slinger?"

Shlong Slinger by PStar-7 October 29, 2023

sling slong

a mega dingus someone who no one loves there usualy named Auden

your such a sling slong

sling slong by bynameisyeeter November 19, 2019

shling shlong

willy, penis, dick, cock, nob, etc.

"don't be a ding dong, cover your shling shlong!" said jeff.

shling shlong by WILLY LOVER! January 1, 2008

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026