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spleekin splogin
spleekin splogin by Teagoin December 28, 2020
schlogins
It is the filthy area never whiped between a man's balls and his anus. Legend has it that shit nuggets dwell in this region. (Watch your tongues ladies.)
Guy: Oh yeah lick my balls!
Lady: Gross what the hell is that?
Guy: I said lick my balls not my schlogins.
Lady: Gross what the hell is that?
Guy: I said lick my balls not my schlogins.
schlogins by Justin P. McMulan November 12, 2006
Shloink
I dropped my spaghetti on the floor and it was like āshloinkā. Then I shloinked over to Susan and cried for like 4 shloinking hours.
Shloink by Shloinkydoo December 18, 2018
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Shloinkers
Shloinkers by Netsu, the bringer of peace May 19, 2018
Slogin
Slogin by KazMicBrowny April 20, 2021
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