the shlonginator: basically, he came bearing middleton

john: nuff said!
rory;circle jerk?
enda: awesome!
shane: did anyone remember to bring soap?

*on an unrelated matter...
peter fap fap fap

shlonginator by elburno March 9, 2008

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SHOOGINA

An extremely obnoxious and intense battle cry made in times of enormous pleasure.

"Ohh-OH! SHOOGINA! That's the spot!"

SHOOGINA by Roy Copperstone July 5, 2007

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Shlogin

When someone becomes proper dirty or someone who I’m general is a bit of a dirty person

“Mate he’s proper shlogin he’s stinking”
“Shaniqua was talking pure filth last night , safe to say she’s shlogin”

Shlogin by Uking July 5, 2018

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Shlonginator

The biggest of all penis. The mega dong. If you have this you are a god among men.

Joe *dang his pants are bulging he must have a shlonginator*

Shlonginator by DontBeAPedophile May 6, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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