Sploffing 

The act of taking part in a cult-like ritual, in which you are being waterboarded with the liquid excretion of a female of Indian descent.

Me: Arlo and I can't wait to take part in this weeks 9:00pm sploffing ritual
Arlo: I heard they brought someone in fresh from Dehli

Sploffing by SecretGooner69 February 6, 2025

The Spiffing Brit 

The most British channel on YouTube. 100% Yorkshire Tea certified. Also the CEO of SpiffCo, which has conquered many lands. There is no exploit he cannot find.

One day the Spiffing Brit is going to find the exploit to real life.

The Spiffing Brit by Doctor J October 13, 2020

Sploring 

To go on an adventure that is more fun then usual!

So today me and my friend went sploring through the mystic jungle and came upon a fairy. llamas

Sploring by skicrazy88 October 6, 2010

Spiffing Mammaries 

Harry Styles favorite things. (FUN BAGS)

Louis: WOAH! look at those nice fun bags
Harry: SPIFFING MAMMARIES!

Spiffing Mammaries by Niall Horan February 16, 2012

Splooting 

When an animal lies in plank fashion with its rear appendages lied flat behind it

That cat is splooting all over the ground.

Splooting by sleuthpanther June 22, 2016

Drive by Splooging

The process of driving by a prostitute, unrolling the window to make an offer, and when she leans into the car you shoot a load in her face and drive away.

You could tell by the goo on her face that SQUARE ASS had just been a victim of another DRIVE BY SPLOOGING

Drive by Splooging by YES! October 22, 2004

SPIFFING 

Very posh and dated word meaning excellent, especially as used by upper-class toffs and rugger buggers.

I say, she's a lovely filly.
Oh yes, absolutely spiffing old chap.

SPIFFING by onandon August 28, 2005