Shloffting

When someone masturbates into their socks before putting them on. made by pete and jake.

"Dude i just finnished shloffting, im tellin you my socks are stayin on so much better!"

by JanitorDrum777 March 3, 2010

SHOOFTING

WE YOU GO ALL IN ON SOMETHING , FULL SEND

ARE SHOOFTING IT THIS WEEKEND ?

by WALSHINGTIN January 26, 2021

Sheloffing

When an individual (knowingly) counterfactually attempts to prove a statement or theory to be wrong or false simply to be difficult or contrary.

Person #1: I've just had a someone trying to tell me Elvis, Princess Diana, MJ & 2pac are not dead, but are lizard people that have returned to living in a secret bunker on Mars and ruling the Earth remotely VIA Donald Trump...
Person #2: Sounds like you've been Sheloff'd pal.

Person #1: Yeah, you're probably right, they were probably just Sheloffing me. No way they could believe that nonsense.

by pseudonym044 August 24, 2022

shaffting

shaffting is basicly another word for boneing or shagging

bill: how was last night
tom: pretty good me and maria had a great shaffting session

by joskin 101 June 7, 2009

Sloffing

ditching. It usually applies to ditching school but it doesn't have to.
Use of the past tense is okay too, for example sloffed.

We went sloffing today during fourth period.
I sloffed it during the chemistry test because i didn't study.
I really wanted to go to the beach today but i couldn't because i had to work and i didn't feel like sloffing.

by Samisaretard July 6, 2011

Shloffing

Another word for sleep. As used within an Italian family.

Where’s Angela it’s still early. Is she already shloffing?

by AngieNiko426 April 16, 2022

Shroffing

To study advertising.

Party's over for me. I'm Shroffing in my room.

by whatup_biatch February 10, 2020