Shloffting
Shloffting by JanitorDrum777 March 3, 2010
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Shloffting • Shloffing • shaffting • Sheloffing • Shliffing • shloofing • Shoffing • SHOOFTING • Shroffing • Sloffing
Sheloffing
When an individual (knowingly) counterfactually attempts to prove a statement or theory to be wrong or false simply to be difficult or contrary.
Person #1: I've just had a someone trying to tell me Elvis, Princess Diana, MJ & 2pac are not dead, but are lizard people that have returned to living in a secret bunker on Mars and ruling the Earth remotely VIA Donald Trump...
Person #2: Sounds like you've been Sheloff'd pal.
Person #1: Yeah, you're probably right, they were probably just Sheloffing me. No way they could believe that nonsense.
Person #2: Sounds like you've been Sheloff'd pal.
Person #1: Yeah, you're probably right, they were probably just Sheloffing me. No way they could believe that nonsense.
Sheloffing by pseudonym044 August 24, 2022
shaffting
shaffting by joskin 101 June 7, 2009
Sloffing
ditching. It usually applies to ditching school but it doesn't have to.
Use of the past tense is okay too, for example sloffed.
Use of the past tense is okay too, for example sloffed.
We went sloffing today during fourth period.
I sloffed it during the chemistry test because i didn't study.
I really wanted to go to the beach today but i couldn't because i had to work and i didn't feel like sloffing.
I sloffed it during the chemistry test because i didn't study.
I really wanted to go to the beach today but i couldn't because i had to work and i didn't feel like sloffing.
Sloffing by Samisaretard July 6, 2011
Shloffing
Shloffing by AngieNiko426 April 16, 2022
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