When an individual (knowingly) counterfactually attempts to prove a statement or theory to be wrong or false simply to be difficult or contrary.
Person #1: I've just had a someone trying to tell me Elvis, Princess Diana, MJ & 2pac are not dead, but are lizard people that have returned to living in a secret bunker on Mars and ruling the Earth remotely VIA Donald Trump...
Person #2: Sounds like you've been Sheloff'd pal.
Person #1: Yeah, you're probably right, they were probably just Sheloffing me. No way they could believe that nonsense.
Person #2: Sounds like you've been Sheloff'd pal.
Person #1: Yeah, you're probably right, they were probably just Sheloffing me. No way they could believe that nonsense.
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Shelfing is an activity where people try to fit themselves inside a closet. It is a prerequisite for proper shelfing that the closet is not larger than your body volume plus 0,5 m3.
I saw two gals at the museum who had lots of fun shelfing in an antique closet, with the curator planking on the top of it.
by Saturninus October 31, 2011
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“Oi Jimbo lets shelf some pingers before we hit the clubs”
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by Stacey147 March 8, 2021
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Top-shelfing
Example 1:
"Dude, I heard you got fired last week...sorry to hear that."
"That's OK man, I top-shelfed them before I left."
Example 2:
"Damn, Jimmy your apartment stinks!"
"Did Sarah top-shelf you when you broke up with her?"
Example 1:
"Dude, I heard you got fired last week...sorry to hear that."
"That's OK man, I top-shelfed them before I left."
Example 2:
"Damn, Jimmy your apartment stinks!"
"Did Sarah top-shelf you when you broke up with her?"
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