Sheloffing

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When an individual (knowingly) counterfactually attempts to prove a statement or theory to be wrong or false simply to be difficult or contrary.

Person #1: I've just had a someone trying to tell me Elvis, Princess Diana, MJ & 2pac are not dead, but are lizard people that have returned to living in a secret bunker on Mars and ruling the Earth remotely VIA Donald Trump...
Person #2: Sounds like you've been Sheloff'd pal.

Person #1: Yeah, you're probably right, they were probably just Sheloffing me. No way they could believe that nonsense.

Sheloffing by pseudonym044 August 24, 2022

Words you can keep

shelfing it

To insert an ecstacy pill into your anus.

'Are you shelfing it tonight?', or 'Have you ever shelfed it?'

shelfing it by Alex Lumb April 23, 2008

Related Words

Sheloffing • Shloffing • Shelfing • sheffing • shelfing it • Shliffing • Shloffting • shloofing • Shoffing • Shroffing

Shelfing

Shelfing is an activity where people try to fit themselves inside a closet. It is a prerequisite for proper shelfing that the closet is not larger than your body volume plus 0,5 m3.

I saw two gals at the museum who had lots of fun shelfing in an antique closet, with the curator planking on the top of it.

Shelfing by Saturninus October 31, 2011

Shelfing

Shelfing is the the act of one inserting drugs into the anus. Using your finger, about middle knuckle deep if you reach back you’ll feel a little shelf. Place the drugs onto this otherwise they will just come back out. App

“Oi Jimbo lets shelf some pingers before we hit the clubs”

“my friend Rach, introduced me to shelfing mdma caps, best thing EVER”

Shelfing by Stacey147 March 8, 2021

Top-shelfing

The sport of taking off the porcelain lid of the toilet tank and pooping in the tank of the toilet, thus causing the toilet's owner many days of dirty flushing and unexplained stench.

Top-shelfing

Example 1:
"Dude, I heard you got fired last week...sorry to hear that."
"That's OK man, I top-shelfed them before I left."

Example 2:
"Damn, Jimmy your apartment stinks!"
"Did Sarah top-shelf you when you broke up with her?"

Top-shelfing by Jimmy-Buckets May 30, 2009

sheffing

hating on everything for no particular reason other than the fact that the world is not fair

Damn, dude, stop sheffing over all the stats homework

sheffing by lolololol4321zzzz March 31, 2009

Top Shelfing

To put a dip in your top lip, as oppossed to the more widely used bottom lip.

My bottom lip was tore up, so I had to turn to top shelfing it today.

Top Shelfing by BigOBJ7 December 15, 2008

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026