Shlankling

Is a citizen of the ancient Shlank society created 200 billion years ago. Shlankling are powerful compared to humans being able to withstand 10 times there bodies strength; Compared to the Shlank lords they are puny. A normal Shlanklings lifespan is 120 years and are 50% smarter than the smartest humans. Scientists predict if one Shlankling were to be on planet earth they could destroy an entire state country but probably couldn't withstand a barrel of dynamite.

"My dad is so strong he's a Shlankling"

"Shlanklings are one of the strongest organisms"

by Bebeshi July 17, 2023

schlanking

When a guy jerks off.

He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.

by Chooj April 2, 2021

Slanking

Responding to life's adversities with acceptance, constructive actions and a positive attitude.

My homie committed suicide. The pain is present but we choose to learn from it instead of drowning in sorrow . Increasing our awareness, consciously bonding and empathizing. Being more considerate and helpful with one another. Being thankful for the person he was whilst alive and the teachings his life and death have provided us. —and thus we're slanking.

by DGBE July 27, 2018

Shlanging

The slinging of the male reproductive organ.

"That man was shlanging his penis hard last night."

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by alexkandmikef February 26, 2010

Stankling

An individual who comes from a particularly smelly environment, and brings the particular smell into a new environment.

Me: Oh, my god you foul Stankling!

Kid: I know. I just came back from an Insane Clown Posse show.

by Ratherda3ing August 12, 2010

skankling

The off spring of a skank or a skank in training

Her child is a skankling.

by EmilyLoserPants March 18, 2008

shanking

The act of stabbing someone with a shank. Comes from the word shank which is a crude knife usually made in prison, a homemade knife-like weapon usually made from a spoon.

You better watch out or else he'll be shanking you.

by N/A December 13, 2003