shlagg 

SHLAGG (English•Slang)

NOUN • sh· l· ag •g
pronounced Shhh-laggg

1• Used to describe the plant material left over on a undesireable, junky mature marijuana plant already harvested, with colas and buds removed; who's foliage is ugly and has a lack luster appearance and also demonstrates little to no fragrance and whos overall look is dirtier than bunkweed that you wouldn't want to smoke or use for product.

2• Mature, harvested Marijuana plant leftover material that you immediately trash can after cutting it down because it's not useable, smokeable, and nasty.

1•
Harvester D announces over PA: " Please remember to keep the good trim separate from that ugly ass shlagg."

2•

Farmer A, said to Farmer B, "Did you already can the shlagg, or do you want me to?"

shlagg by Jinxty1 June 23, 2021

Phantom Shagger 

A person who tells his friends he's having sex with loads of different girls, when really he isn't getting any.

Myran is a phantom shagger. There is no way that ugly bastard is getting laid.

Phantom Shagger by Jazzy1888 April 19, 2013

Top Shagger WillNE 

Will is a square headed shagger that is taller than Memeulous

“Hey bro have you seen the tournament”
“Yeah top Shagger willne ruined it”

Top Shagger WillNE by Square head 8388 July 5, 2018

Schlagg 

Inspired by JSchlatt and first created by Ted Nivison, Schlagg is an ominous and terrifying creature. It is usually seen wearing a blue New York Yankees hat and has a cock for a nose.

"Holy shit. I think I just fucking saw Schlagg, dude."

Schlagg by forsetha December 27, 2020

Shaggy Defense 

When someone is caught committing a crime (mainly one sexual in nature, but can refer to all crimes), with overwhelming evidence to prove they did it; in their defense, the culprit denies that they were the one caught doing the crime.

Derived from the Shaggy song "It Wasn't Me", which describes a man being caught having sex with another woman by his wife, and subsequently denying that it was him she actually saw.

When caught on video having sex with a 14 year old girl, R. Kelly employed the Shaggy Defense; he just denied that he was the one in the video.

Shaggy Defense by runfromcheney May 20, 2010

Shaggy 

The god of every universe who is known for destroying planets by only using 1% of his power.

Interviewer: can you give us a example of 1% percent of your power.
Shaggy: remember planet Apollo

Interviewer: No

Shaggy: Exactly

Shaggy by Sickomode_or_MomBamba January 27, 2019

Shagging Shirt 

Every single gentleman at one time or another has had that one shirt that provides unrivaled luck with the ladies on a night out.

"Are you out tonight mate?"

"Am I! I've just ironed my shagging shirt! I'll be dusting off a few Turbo Chargers in Mission looking for a few game tarts".

Shagging Shirt by The Badger of Hull October 3, 2014