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Shlagger 

One Who repeteadly shlags or indulges in multiple shlaggings, not to be confused with shankings.

Latin Root of Shlag>meaning to shlag someone, often times to death. It is widely known that Shlaggers earn about 10 times as much as lawyers.
Verb> To shlag...the act of shlagging
I'm going to shlag you up!
Gee Whiz Batman, you sure shlagged the shit out of those guys!
He comes from a wealthy backround of 18th century shlaggers.
Holy balls, you shlagged the shitty pirates
Shlagger by Los gatos de cagaste December 21, 2010
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shlagger 

Adj; the act of speaking non-sense.
This bitch is talking some shlagger
shlagger by Chris172 October 7, 2011
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shlagger 

A person who is fine on his own, but with his or her group of shlaggers, becomes an absolute pain in the ass.
Person 1- "Can you believe that those guys bullied Jimmy?"
Person 2- "And Oliver seemed so nice; I suppose he's just a shlagger.
shlagger by Jahmsay August 15, 2024

Phantom Shagger 

A person who tells his friends he's having sex with loads of different girls, when really he isn't getting any.
Myran is a phantom shagger. There is no way that ugly bastard is getting laid.
Phantom Shagger by Jazzy1888 April 19, 2013

Top Shagger WillNE 

Will is a square headed shagger that is taller than Memeulous
“Hey bro have you seen the tournament”
“Yeah top Shagger willne ruined it”

Mad-Shagger 

Someone who frequently engages in excessive, random fornication with anyone or anything.
A: Ciaran had sex with ten girls, four sheep and a fire hydrant last month!
B: Wow, I envy his stamina. What a Mad-Shagger!

fornication, sheep, fire hydrant, shag, bone

top shagger 

someone who shags or fucks a lot of birds, every night they have a fit ting to shag
friend: who do you think is a top shagger?

me: ah definitely that WillNE guy
top shagger by lesbian top shagger December 17, 2018
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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