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shlagging 

shop-lagging
when you go into a store with either,

a) no intention of buying anything
b) no money to buy anything with
just to waste time (i.e. waiting for your friend/a bus/direct deposit to go through)

shlagging can happen unintentionally as well, if one intends on buying, but ends up not purchasing for any reason.
"I wanted that new phone, but they are out of stock, this turned into a shlagging trip."
shlagging by heartfuldodger August 6, 2016
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sagging pants 

when a gay male is looking for a gay mate
“why do you have sagging pants”
“i’m looking for a gay boyfriend

Shagging Shirt 

Every single gentleman at one time or another has had that one shirt that provides unrivaled luck with the ladies on a night out.
"Are you out tonight mate?"

"Am I! I've just ironed my shagging shirt! I'll be dusting off a few Turbo Chargers in Mission looking for a few game tarts".

Shebagging 

The female equivalent of manspreading, taking up perfectly good seats with a purse that should be on your lap.
There's nowhere left to sit because of that shebagging bitch.
Shebagging by Arcxjo November 19, 2017

Slagging 

Slagging is a term used to describe a kind of harsher form of teasing. While this may seem like an insult to some, to the Irish, it's considered a behavior that shows affection or bonding, and, in some cases, is even used as a compliment.
John:*falls down*
Patrick: Jesus, were you born with one leg shorter then the other?
John: Fuck off
Patrick: Calm down, I’m only Slagging you
Slagging by Hogan982 June 25, 2021

dildo shaggins 

The Hobbit when he's Horny
Bilbo Baggins? Ha! More like...

DILDO SHAGGINS!!! BOOYAH!

(gets analy penatrated)
dildo shaggins by Thatguyinyourshed. November 25, 2016

Panic Shagging

The frantic last few one night stands as university is coming to a end.
Panic Shagging by cd987654321 June 12, 2009