SHLAGG (English•Slang)
NOUN • sh· l· ag •g
pronounced Shhh-laggg
1• Used to describe the plant material left over on a undesireable, junky mature marijuana plant already harvested, with colas and buds removed; who's foliage is ugly and has a lack luster appearance and also demonstrates little to no fragrance and whos overall look is dirtier than bunkweed that you wouldn't want to smoke or use for product.
2• Mature, harvested Marijuana plant leftover material that you immediately trash can after cutting it down because it's not useable, smokeable, and nasty.
NOUN • sh· l· ag •g
pronounced Shhh-laggg
1• Used to describe the plant material left over on a undesireable, junky mature marijuana plant already harvested, with colas and buds removed; who's foliage is ugly and has a lack luster appearance and also demonstrates little to no fragrance and whos overall look is dirtier than bunkweed that you wouldn't want to smoke or use for product.
2• Mature, harvested Marijuana plant leftover material that you immediately trash can after cutting it down because it's not useable, smokeable, and nasty.
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Harvester D announces over PA: " Please remember to keep the good trim separate from that ugly ass shlagg."
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Farmer A, said to Farmer B, "Did you already can the shlagg, or do you want me to?"
Harvester D announces over PA: " Please remember to keep the good trim separate from that ugly ass shlagg."
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Farmer A, said to Farmer B, "Did you already can the shlagg, or do you want me to?"
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Derived from the Shaggy song "It Wasn't Me", which describes a man being caught having sex with another woman by his wife, and subsequently denying that it was him she actually saw.
Derived from the Shaggy song "It Wasn't Me", which describes a man being caught having sex with another woman by his wife, and subsequently denying that it was him she actually saw.
When caught on video having sex with a 14 year old girl, R. Kelly employed the Shaggy Defense; he just denied that he was the one in the video.
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