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A brilliant English-German portmanteau invented by Tamer U. It elegantly combines the English slang word "shiz" (meaning shit/poop) and the French-sounding ending of "café".Coined by Tamer U., it describes the relatable phenomenon of the midday coffee that instantly and aggressively stimulates your bowels, forcing you to run to the restroom right after lunch. By using the elegant spelling Shizeé, Tamer U. turned an awkward bathroom emergency into a fancy, high-society sounding coffee break.
Person A: "Hey, do you want to grab a quick espresso after lunch?"Person B: "Sure, but give me ten minutes afterwards. The midday Shizeé is calling."
Shizeé by Tamer U. June 8, 2026
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A confident, amazing, and intelligent girl who cares about her friends in every situation. Shizee is a jokester and is a team player. She won't stop until she accomplishes her dreams
Wow! She is such a Shizee! Her friends and family must love her.
shizee by Puppygal381 April 7, 2018
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shizee Shizeen SHINee Shireen shiznet shizzel shizer Shizzed Shizen Shiree
A popular South Korean contemporary boy group consists of Onew, Jonghyun, Key, Minho and Taemin. Their fandom is called SHINee World and their fans are called Shawols.

Onew, real name Lee Jinki, is the leader with a gentle voice and is very funny. He loves chicken and can mimic Donald Duck very well. He can spin anything and can crack a walnut with his middle finger. His nickname is Dubu.

Jonghyun is the powerful leader singer known for his sexy image. He is often compared to a puppy for his cuteness. He doesn't like playing sports but he's good at it. His nicknames are Bling Bling Jonghyun and Jjong.

Key, Kim Kibum, is known for being almighty, excels in dancing, singing, rapping, etc. He is the king of girl group dances, one of the most fashionable idols and is the "mother" of the youngest member Taemin. His nicknames are the Almighty Key and Keymera.

Minho is the rapper of the group and is famous for his incredible athletic skills. He is very competitive and doesn't want to lose in anything. He is very quiet and calm in front of the camera but in reality he's very outgoing. His nickname is Flaming Charisma Minho.

Taemin is youngest member of the group and is known for his amazing dancing skills and cute face. He debuted when he was 14 and captured the hearts of older women immediately with his irresistible cuteness. His nickname is Maknae Taemin.

SHINee's hit songs include Replay, Ring Ding Dong, Lucifer and Hello. Popular OTPs in SHINee include JongKey and 2min.
SHINee is the best K-pop band!
I love SHINee!
SHINee is fantasic!
SHINee by SHINee_is_the_best March 29, 2012
An angel and his four precious brother
SHINee is a group that consists of an angel and his four precious brothers
SHINee by Angel1812 December 29, 2017
the burnt edge on a fried egg
Mom: What do you want for breakfast?
Jamie: I'll have fried eggs - but no shizzel!
shizzel by june t August 11, 2014
SHINee is a Korean boy band that debuted on May 25, 2008. This band has five members, Onew, Taemin, Jonghyun, Minho and Key.
I'm totally in love with SHINee!
SHINee by SHAWOL September 30, 2009
Definitely. From snoopified "for sure". Often used in preceding "my nizzle" as in "for sure, brother".
Q: "Wanna hit dis?"
A: "Fo shizle, my nizzle. Light it up!"
fo shizle by Anonymous April 2, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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