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Shizballs

A user who posts a LOG of bullshit
That dude is shizballs
by KKode June 12, 2011
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Slipballs

The act of squeesing the left testicle, twisting it counter clockwise four times. Compress the left testicle, you can use great force, or a hammer/mallet if you need to. Take the right testicle and twist it clockwise seven times. Then make a loop with your left testicle, as you would a shoelace. Forcefull insert your right testicle through the loop. Twist both testicles in opposite directions like a double helix. After this, make another loop with your right testicle and push your left testicle through that loop. Then release your testicles. The compression of the left nut will make it near impossible to undo. Then slide your right nut up and down just like a slip knot. To undo, use icy hot. Dont forget to Crisco your balls before hand. Enjoy.
Once the hot bitches saw my SlipBalls, they wanted me inside them.
by the guy with slipballs June 18, 2011
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Shirtballs

When a person is wearing a unfavorably tight shirt forcing their belly to protrude over their trousers, similar to a pair of dangling balls.
"Pardon me, sir... Seems as if your Shirtballs have slipped out again..."
by Racer XXX February 3, 2019
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shitballs

explitive; explaining great frustration or fright
As Dan was smoking a fat marijuana joint he quickly saw his father enter his house and exclaimed "oh, shitballs".
by cliff December 6, 2002
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Snazballs

This is a colloquialism for something that is very cool or awesome.
Hot fresh cookies out of the oven are totally snazballs.
by ActuallyNevis May 4, 2009
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Holy Shitballs

Jim Carrey's exclamation of surprise and shock at the acquisition of new evidence, as seen in "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective". Can also denote happiness, digust, etc.
"Lois Einhorn? Missing hiker? Holy SHITBALLS!"
by Lolita & Herb March 18, 2007
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Holy Shitballs

A combination between holy shit and balls. Works if you don't what to say, so just say both.
Holy Shitballs that party last night was insane!
by I love to eat markers November 29, 2022
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