LOG

The opposite of POG
Used when something un-poggers happen, it stands for Loss Of the Game

Damn i broke up with my gf, that's really log

by Bottle_of_potatos March 12, 2021

LOG

like "lol"... "LOG" means to LAUGH ON the GROUND

that was a hilarious joke, LOG.

I just LOGged so hard i fell of my dinosaur.

by noahmvhs January 25, 2011

LOG

LOG ( Lights - On - Girl )
A girl who is still there when the Night Club lights are switched on at the end of the night. She is the girl who has probably not had any sexual pleasures from a member of the opposite sex for some time.
Normally of large appearence, sweaty, spotty or just plain revolting.

Oh - its close to closing ive not pulled yet, its ok though - i'll just grab a LOG on the way out.

by LeeSumm1 November 03, 2010

A-Logging

A term used to describe one expressing disproportionate levels of hatred for someone, often including wishing them physical harm, usually for perceived "crimes" that they are "guilty" of.

Anthony LoGatto was A-Logging Chris when he said, "What Saddam did in the Gulf War was potatoes to what Chris has done."

by SCE/S February 01, 2019

Log

A very firm and large turd. Often the result of constipation that has caused several days worth of poo buildup. It can be very painful from stretching the hole much wider than normal. Other problems caused by logs can include getting stuck because of excessive thickness got one hanging and very extended times sitting on the toilet due to excessive length.

"Hey, what's taking so long in the toilet"?

"Sorry...I can't go any faster, I got this huge "Log" coming out and it's taking forever!!

by Mickeymysterious1 April 24, 2009

Logging

When you do a massive turd and then get off the toilet and cut the turd in half with your pee. It takes some skill. Usually a tradition passed from father to son. As made famous in the episode of south park reverse cow girl

Jon: I put my flannel shirt on to lay a massive turd and then cut that log in half with my pee.

James: wow man did your pappy teach you the tradition of logging? Will you pass it on to your son?

by JonnoR March 27, 2012

log

1. The male gentialia.

2. A children's toy produced by fictional company Blammo!

"Get off my log!"

"Action log, by Blammo!"

by El-Keter October 11, 2002