Shivonking 

The process of becoming all wet and sticky for no reason while performing everyday tasks.

'Man we're playing X-Box, why are you all wet and sticky?'

'I dunno bro, I must be shivonking!'

Shivonking by Doctor Jennings October 3, 2011

shiwanking 

Having a shit, while wanking.

"That was a blinding shiwank I had this morning.

I have been shiwanking all day"

shiwanking by Benson, Lockerbie March 25, 2017

Shinking

(verb) to think while taking a shit.

1. I sat there shinking about how to do my three-hour homework in 30 minutes.
2. Yesterday I shunk so hard I came up with a new business plan.

Shinking by Thekillerpebble November 20, 2019

shinking

1. To stagnate and wallow in mediocrity.
2. To become bloated and uncomfortable due to lack of activity.

The profits were shinking due to lackluster sales performance.

Without exercise or doing much needed chores at home, Joanna found her body shinking.

shinking by eruditus June 4, 2007

Shlonking 

The act of smoking, eating, or otherwise consuming low to mid-grade marijuana.

"Matt's over there shlonking mid again. Payday must not have come yet."

Shlonking by Scientia_Dei January 30, 2022

Shitoking 

Watching TikTok while on the toilet

Sorry I'm late, was shitoking.

Shitoking by Leozard September 4, 2022

Shonking 

Having sex. A cross between shagging and bonking.

Julia: Can we go to your place tonight?

Matt: No, room-mate's girlfriend is over and they'll be shonking.

Shonking by AngevinQueen October 7, 2009