shiwanking

Having a shit, while wanking.

"That was a blinding shiwank I had this morning.

I have been shiwanking all day"

by Benson, Lockerbie March 25, 2017

shanking

The act of stabbing someone with a shank. Comes from the word shank which is a crude knife usually made in prison, a homemade knife-like weapon usually made from a spoon.

You better watch out or else he'll be shanking you.

by N/A December 13, 2003

Scwanking

Being sick whilst crying whilst wanking

Chris has resulted to scwanking over Kate.

by rantallen June 2, 2011

Titty Swanking

It's when a woman climaxs from nipple masturbation

Jessica: I was titty swanking last night

Abby: oh, what did it feel like

Jessica: it Felt really good you should try it

Abby: I will

by crazychisel January 1, 2011

Shivonking

The process of becoming all wet and sticky for no reason while performing everyday tasks.

'Man we're playing X-Box, why are you all wet and sticky?'

'I dunno bro, I must be shivonking!'

by Doctor Jennings October 3, 2011

Schwanking

The act of simultaneous masturbation and defecation.

Chanse: Hey Anika, do you remember that time we caught Oliver schwanking?

Anika: OMG yes! That guy caught him as well!

by Oliver the Schwanker February 7, 2019

shwanking

1)A continuos act of jackin off ur nigga.

2)A continous act of jackin off any guy.

Alex was shwanking his new friend while playin Halo 2

by cheaa6969 July 25, 2006