Shitstika

Fecal matter resembling the once prominent symbol of the commander of the Third Richè.

Person 1: omg I genuinely got shit coming out my ass but I also want to open the pathway to Agartha... what to do?
Person 2: the prophecy commands that you can smear your poop in a shitstika to revive Adolf.
Person 1: (lokirkinly opens the gates and Adolf genuinely comes through and Kirk's everyone)

Shitstika by Devin Maher January 8, 2026

shitstill

when you are ready to shit in a public bathroom, yet somebody comes in, and you hold it so that they won't hear embarassing noises coming from you (in essence, you are "sitting still"), and THEN you shit once they leave.

Roger: Hey, Dave! You don't look so good.
Dave: Man, someboy came in when I REALLY had to crap, and I had to have a shitstill until they left. It REALLY hurt to have to hold it for so long!

shitstill by brooskitooski January 6, 2011

Windows Shitsta 

A new slang of Windows Vista.

Windows vista is shit, the worst operating system, and it has a mind of it's own.

Shit + Windows Vista= Windows Shitsta

No, it's not Windows Vista, it's Windows Shitsta!

Windows Shitsta by Mysta D May 12, 2009

shitstigator 

Someone who brings about or initiates shit. Someone who shitstigates.

She was a shitstigator because she deliberately intended for his wife to find out he was cheating.

shitstigator by Catherine Obuhoff January 23, 2009

shitsticks 

A lightweight expletive, almost child friendly really, to shoot from the mouth when frustrated by something.

Oh can you believe it, that crazy dog is out again; all I can say is “shitsticks!”

shitsticks by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019

Shitsta 

The most recent (retail release in January of 2007) operating system produced by a large, well known and incompetent software company - also known as Microshite. Prone to the usual stupidities and incompetencies that this company are renowned for churning out. As the food is to 'MacDonalds' they represent the same for software - lowest common denominator, also known as Garbageware or nuffware.

An unfortunate who uses MS product (or is forced to, due to the platform used in the workplace): "....just loaded the latest version of Microshites OS, and it's really giving me the Shitsta!"

"...man this Shitsta is real 'dogware', just keeps crashing and screwing up my data, who's the 'Nuffer' that made this crap anyway!...."

"..so, BG gives the Shitsta to the world, as his departing gift upon leaving Microshite..."

Shitsta by Dr Yort June 12, 2008

Shitstick 

Comes from the spanish word "caga palo". Means a person who messes around to much. A fuck-up

That guy is a real big shitstick!

Shitstick by Thee Shitstick Robert November 6, 2006