Shitsta 

The most recent (retail release in January of 2007) operating system produced by a large, well known and incompetent software company - also known as Microshite. Prone to the usual stupidities and incompetencies that this company are renowned for churning out. As the food is to 'MacDonalds' they represent the same for software - lowest common denominator, also known as Garbageware or nuffware.

An unfortunate who uses MS product (or is forced to, due to the platform used in the workplace): "....just loaded the latest version of Microshites OS, and it's really giving me the Shitsta!"

"...man this Shitsta is real 'dogware', just keeps crashing and screwing up my data, who's the 'Nuffer' that made this crap anyway!...."

"..so, BG gives the Shitsta to the world, as his departing gift upon leaving Microshite..."

Shitsta by Dr Yort June 12, 2008

Windows Shitsta 

A new slang of Windows Vista.

Windows vista is shit, the worst operating system, and it has a mind of it's own.

Shit + Windows Vista= Windows Shitsta

No, it's not Windows Vista, it's Windows Shitsta!

Windows Shitsta by Mysta D May 12, 2009

shitscale 

A rating system used to classify an employees level.
The highest level is shitheads aka bosses.
Mid levels are asskissers aka upper management and brownosers aka lower management.
Lowest level is shitshovellers aka hardworkers.

According to the shitscale at work the shitheads go golfing while leaving the asskissers and brownoser in charge of the shitshovellers.

shitscale by jpg3 December 1, 2011

fred shitstain

A birth mark on the forhead.

Hey! That kid has a Fred Shitstain!

fred shitstain by OniFTW February 3, 2014

shitstill

when you are ready to shit in a public bathroom, yet somebody comes in, and you hold it so that they won't hear embarassing noises coming from you (in essence, you are "sitting still"), and THEN you shit once they leave.

Roger: Hey, Dave! You don't look so good.
Dave: Man, someboy came in when I REALLY had to crap, and I had to have a shitstill until they left. It REALLY hurt to have to hold it for so long!

shitstill by brooskitooski January 6, 2011

Sir ShitsAlot

Someone, usually a guy, who has dirrhea. Especially after Taco Bell.

Where's sir shitsalot at?

tim?

Yeah.

at taco bell again.

Sir ShitsAlot by awesomeman134679 December 28, 2010

shitstem

system. usually corrupt.

UC has a fucked up shitstem

shitstem by ma jones May 26, 2004