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Shitstink 

A terrible smell of feces. Similar to mudbutt
Hey, you shitstink bitch, get your ass on outta here before we call the odor Gestapo on your ass!
Shitstink by Steagles June 11, 2006
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shitstink 

1. the odor of shit. shitstink can be mostly found in toilets although is often generated through farting. especially after curry. shitstink is only truly a bad sign when gaping is involved
the shitstink in here could kill goldfish
shitstink by vojtart April 27, 2006

fred shitstain

A birth mark on the forhead.
Hey! That kid has a Fred Shitstain!
fred shitstain by OniFTW February 3, 2014
when you are ready to shit in a public bathroom, yet somebody comes in, and you hold it so that they won't hear embarassing noises coming from you (in essence, you are "sitting still"), and THEN you shit once they leave.
Roger: Hey, Dave! You don't look so good.
Dave: Man, someboy came in when I REALLY had to crap, and I had to have a shitstill until they left. It REALLY hurt to have to hold it for so long!
shitstill by brooskitooski January 6, 2011
Verb:
To cover the surrounding area in shit
Said almost always after you think you are going to brown

"I'm shitsing!!!!"
shitsing by Cumswamp December 2, 2021

shitstalking 

When someone tries to find you by following your trail, using your shit to track you.
He had become highly adept at shitstalking when he used to track ex-CIA operatives when they fell off the government’s radar.
shitstalking by Dr Bunnygirl July 28, 2019

The main shitstain

“Why the fuck is Reggie bullock starting he’s the main shitstain
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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