shitstate 

A shitstate is a state dominated by power-tripping control freak misogynists who create abortion bans, anti-abortion laws, anti-contraception laws, and anti-transgender laws. Such a state might pass or attempt to pass other bigoted, fascist laws, such as attempting to make it illegal for teachers to teach Black history or queer studies and/or practice voter suppression.

Wow, did you see what the governor of Florida did? That is a shitstate!

shitstate by Toadfoot March 20, 2023

Shitstate 

A shitstate is a state dominated by power-tripping control freak misogynists who create abortion bans, anti-abortion laws, anti-contraception laws, and anti-transgender laws. Such a state might pass or attempt to pass other bigoted, fascist laws, such as attempting to make it illegal for teachers to teach Black history or queer studies and/or practice voter suppression.

Wow, did you see the news about the governor of Florida making it illegal for schools to have books about Black history or LGBTQIA+ perspectives? That sure is a shitstate!

Shitstate by Toadfoot March 20, 2023

shitscale 

A rating system used to classify an employees level.
The highest level is shitheads aka bosses.
Mid levels are asskissers aka upper management and brownosers aka lower management.
Lowest level is shitshovellers aka hardworkers.

According to the shitscale at work the shitheads go golfing while leaving the asskissers and brownoser in charge of the shitshovellers.

shitscale by jpg3 December 1, 2011

fred shitstain

A birth mark on the forhead.

Hey! That kid has a Fred Shitstain!

fred shitstain by OniFTW February 3, 2014

Shitscapes 

A chaotic event or string of them. Sometimes caused through self-inflicted foolhardy "Fuck it" choices. Other times created by others and out of your control but still has you stuck in the middle of a WTF situation.

When we were young we created so many shitscapes that made us sort of legends.

His drinking and drugging made a shitscape of his life.

Shitscapes by Maxchillen September 13, 2016

Shitstagram

1. The act of viewing Instagram while taking a shit.

2. To post a picture of a drain-clogging shit using the Amaro app as if to impress your friends and reach a like count above 11. Accompanied by the hashtag shitstagtam, hashtag lookatmenow.

Sorry that took so long, I was shitstagramming.

The wifi here sucks, that shitstagram took a minute to load.

Dog, my shitstagram got 14 likes today. That's def more than my latte art instas have ever gotten me.

Shitstagram by Giardipants January 19, 2014

The main shitstain

The main reason something sucks

“Why the fuck is Reggie bullock starting he’s the main shitstain

The main shitstain by Free Luka$$$ July 23, 2021