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shitquit 

When you quit your job by taking a shit on your desk and walking out
Damn, Charles had enough of the bigwigs treating him like a peon and shitquit today
shitquit by egumonster March 30, 2021
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shitquidity 

1) n. State when liquidity has dried up in the financial markets
2) n. Liquid diarrhea
1) This shitquidity is horrible, I can't trade anything.
2) Man, I had bad shitquidity this morning, but Imodium A-D took care of it.
shitquidity by hurdlocity April 1, 2009

Shit&Quit 

When one has a savior hate for their job and would like to quit but can not afford to. Instead of quitting one needs to be in fact be fired so he/she may collect unemployment. In order to achieve said goal, at the busies part of one’s afternoon he/she gets up and stand atop their desk, drop trou, and proceed to take a large steaming pile of shit on top of the desk and all it’s office contents. The Shit&Quit usually occurs most in a cubical based working environment.
Around the water cooler the next day… “Did you hear about sally? She went crazy and shit&quit on her desk! They escorted her out and fired her on the spot!”
Shit&Quit by Melissa & Phoebe December 22, 2005

shitquick 

"He better get here shitquick or I'm leaving without him."
shitquick by AwfulDarkJedi July 19, 2009

shitquid 

Diarrhea, watery feces, liquidy shit
Dude, I had major shitquid last night and now my sphincter's burning.
shitquid by Rob Lovering March 16, 2006

Shiquitta 

Shiquitta is an amazing , beautiful, intelligent, brave woman who is very protective of those she loves. She is one of the most beautiful people on earth and is a very loyal friend to have. Anyone is lucky to know a woman named shiquitta smart beautiful loyal
Shiquitta is an amazing person,that's why I love her so much!
Shiquitta by Evajenkins May 11, 2018
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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