Shitsoon 

A sex act in which a man cums in a womans mouth and the women the gargles the cum wih her mouth open as the man then shits in her mouth. The woman then spits out the cum-shit mixture into a condom and then places it into a freezer. After frozen the man takes the "treat" out of the condom and shoves it up the women's ass, using it as a dildo. Act could take upwards of 2 hours.

Me and my girl shitsooned last night. It was lit as fuck!

Shitsoon by cockboxer420 October 4, 2017

Shittoon 

1. A water going craft similar to a pontoon boat, but shitty. 2. A vessel barely afloat or moving under its own power

Hey Handon, you want to take the SHITTON out on white creek this weekend.

Hey watch out for that parked car. I don’t want the SHITTOON to rip off it’s bumper

Shittoon by Conrad Liguish May 3, 2019

Shitoon 

another name for a toilet; a comparison made between a toilet and a spitoon, where instead of tobacco, there is shit deposited in said container.

Pardon me, I need to visit the shitoon.

Shitoon by Dan-sexymofo-iel April 19, 2005

shitsomnia 

when one is trying to sleep but can't due to their stomach spontaneously activating their bows.

john had some bad shitsomnia last night, he gave up on washing his hands at some point, i smelled the shit after a high five

shitsomnia by Jbenders67 September 8, 2007

The Shitsons

Perfect way to describe modern day episodes of The Simpsons. The series was hilarious and fantastic in the ninties but now is totally unfunny and unwatchable. The show's main writers started being replaced 2001-03 and the series started to show signs of low-to-no quality. The movie in 2007 was the only funny thing done since the show started to die. Now the show can be compared to a sick animal that cannot continue living and needs to be put down.

I get so bored when I'm sick I find myself watching The Shitsons a lot.

The Shitsons by gaaraofthedamned July 5, 2011

asslee shitson 

-the correct term for that disgusting piece of shit that ruined pete wentz.
-a huge gold digger like her freaky ass perverted dad.
-needs to drop dead.
-caught lip syncing on SNL.haha
-had multiple surguries to try and cure her uglyness,which failed,making her even uglier.
-has a wonky eye.
-a hick from the hills
-epic fail.

Asslee shitson in her annoying hick voice-"Howdy Ya'll"
People who hate her(wait,thats everyone on Earth)-"Omfg just fucking drop dead already! Jesus Effing Christ!"

asslee shitson by som1 who h8s asslee(kristina) January 26, 2009

shitshong 

Nobody is quite sure of what shitshonging actually consists of apart from those who do it,these people are part of a secret society called gingers. It is a sort of secret hi5.

Martha I will shitshong the life out of you

shitshong by shitshonger November 8, 2010