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Shits Piss 

Passing out on a pool table is the shits piss.
Shits Piss by little britchs December 7, 2010
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piss shits

1) when you are urinating after defecating, and you proceed to defecate small, jelly-bean shaped waste from your anus. 2) a way of humorously describing a reaction to something that is really bad, or something that you wish to exaggerate. 3) a massive watery diarrhea burst.
1) When I got the piss shits last night while sitting on the bowl, I got piss water in my ass. 2) I got so freaked out by that dude jumping out from behind the wall, I got the piss shits. 3) I ate at White Castle last night and got a severe case of piss shits.
piss shits by Mills Fokk August 1, 2009

fuck-shit-piss 

When your giving anal and the receiving participator shits onto the penis of the giver who then proceeds to piss out shitty piss into the receivers mouth.
Giver- Yeah that feels so goooood
Receiver- It feels, TO good!
*Receiver excretes from anus*
Receiver- Oh no I'm so sorry!
Giver- Its no problem, I'm used to it. Why dont you suck all the shit off?, we can do a good ol' fuck-shit-piss!
Receiver- Sounds like a plan!

shit piss 

A "Shit Piss" is when your doody is so loose you feels like you are pissing out of your ass.
1. It looks like somebody "Shit Pissed" all over that toilet.

2. Those wings fucked up my stomach, I'm going to have to "Shit Piss" in about a minute.
shit piss by Jutty Haines May 12, 2008

shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits fart turd and twat 

The words you aren't allowed to say on TV because they are always swears as compiled my George Carlin.
"Gee Grandma, I'd have to say that those guys in Blink 182 ripped off Carlin when they recorded shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits."

Shit/Piss gamer 

The act of Shitting and or Pissing while you play various online games such as Xbox live, PS3 online or on your laptop doing anything where you interact with others online who are unaware of what you are doing.
John: I was doing so good last night on COD: Nazi zombies but half way through a long round i had to shit so i just got up went to the bathroom.

Mike: They were never even aware were they?

John: Nope just turned off them mic and kept shooting

Mike: Thats sick man but you not the only Shit/Piss gamer im sure
Shit/Piss gamer by Uppgrayyde May 29, 2010

Shit-Piss-Combo

The feeling of when you have to shit and piss at the same time thus being a Shit-Piss-Combo
where the fuck were you?
I was taking a shit piss combo

oh shit.
what is it?
I need to take a Shit-Piss-Combo!
Shit-Piss-Combo by omfgwtfiwwye February 13, 2010
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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