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Did you see Dave's new Tattoo?

Yeah it's supposed to be a portrait of his kid, but it looks like a muppet. It's a terrible Shitoo.
Shitoo by Icebreaker117 February 14, 2017
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shitcoiner 

Individuals who either through ignorance or malice, accumulate and/or promote worthless digital tokens. Many shitcoiners lack knowledge in the areas of Austrian economics, protocol scaling layers, game theory, and ethics. Many are prone to emotional outbursts when exposed to reason or tough questions regarding their heavy bags. Pastimes include having fun staying poor, and creating definitions for Bitcoin maximalists on Urban Dictionary.
Steve ignored Bitcoin for years and feels like he missed the boat, despite his bitcoiner friends trying to get him to stack sats repeatedly. To make up for lost time he jumped on Coinbase and bought every low cap coin in hopes it will one day be the "next" Bitcoin. Steve is a total shitcoiner.
shitcoiner by BTC Sessions August 16, 2021
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Shitbooking 

the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit
Wall Post: i just invented the word shitbooking, the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit, which im doing right now!!!
Shitbooking by carnivore94 February 4, 2010

shitoozle 

1. Same as shitooze, but in a smaller quantity.

2. Plural form can be used as an exclamation.
1. After much effort on the john, only a shitoozle was found.

2. Shitoozles!

ShitCongo 

The city formally known as Chicago
There were over 70 shootings over the weekend in ShitCongo
ShitCongo by ajetpilot August 16, 2018

shitcore 

An esoteric music genre (if you can even call it that) that is easily identified by large BPM fluctuations, sudden and loud noises, kick drums, screaming/nonsense vocals, and typically very exceptional lyrics or subject matter. Noise Wiki also notes poor/nofi instrumentation. While some think of this as noise, shitcore manages to blur the line between noise and music. Music artists like Passenger of Shit could be an excellent example of shitcore. There isn't a real way to describe it without listening to it, so listen at your own discretion. Say bye to your ears.
Shitcore is not a shit genre. Dont @ me.
shitcore by EdgyDabs420 January 16, 2018

shitdoso 

This is the word for when you take a massive dump in the toilet, and the water from the toilet splashes up and tickels your anus.
*plop* Shitdoso!
shitdoso by bonerstormmate June 11, 2017
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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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