Shitoozled

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A word used to describe the feeling of being bamboozled whilst shitting on the toilet

I was scrolling on my phone whilst on the toilet and saw a spider with human teeth which left me scared and shitoozled

Shitoozled by Bandarbum September 24, 2026

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shitoozle

1. Same as shitooze, but in a smaller quantity.

2. Plural form can be used as an exclamation.

1. After much effort on the john, only a shitoozle was found.

2. Shitoozles!

shitoozle by the definition circuit January 8, 2008

Related Words

Shitoozled • Shinoozled • shitoozle • Shagoozled • Shamoozled • Sheboozled • shenoozled • Shidoodled • shitholed • Shithoodled

shitooze

shit + ooze = shitooze

Synonymous to bullshit.

Pronounced "shih-tooz"

I've had enough of your shitooze.

shitooze by the definition circuit January 8, 2008

Shidoodled

Shidoodled is another word for shat (defacated) yourself. Pooped yourself, sharted, shit ya dacks, etc.

Her: "I just super-daddy'd my pants!"
Me: "What?"
Her: "Shidoodled!... I shit my pants I think."
Me: "You don't have pants on."
Her: "Oh-hohoho!"

Shidoodled by sss1600 February 18, 2023

Shmoozled

pretty drunk, but not all the way there yet

Dude last night, I got shmoozled

Shmoozled by bmuss June 10, 2017

Sheboozled

When a straight man, spends an entire night picking up an extremely sexy girl, and takes her home under the impression he's about to get incredibly lucky, starts fooling with her, goes down her pants only to find a massive cock.

Usually observed by a bystander, who laughs hysterically knowing the girl's shemale identity.

Jer: So what happened with that girl last night?

Dayo: Man, i brought her home, and found she had a fucking cock bigger than mine.

Jer: (Laughs) I know man, I Sheboozled you, pay back's a bitch fagget.

Sheboozled by JROC444 November 26, 2010

Shithoodled

The act of being ridiculously drunk to the point where you get crazy eyes and you're doing and saying some of the most absurd things imaginable.

"Yo dude, you were so shithoodled last night that you did lines off of a hooker's ass then brought that 14 year old back to your room saying that all you wanted to do was 'sexual things'."

Shithoodled by finestblackchina May 21, 2010

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026