shitoot

What comes out when you start to say shit and then catch yourself by saying shoot.

girl 1: omg did u hear jason cheated on you

girl 2 on playground with lil kids: what!!?? shitoot!!!

by ReDsOxBaBe October 5, 2005

shitnotist

noun: an expert in the art of bullshitting. they are so effective at selling bullshit one would think shitnotists are capable of hypnosis. the word is a combination of "bullshit" and "hypnotist"

Ricky is one hell of a shitnotist! Cops believe anything he says, it's like he hypnotizes them first.

The political system is chock-full of shitnotists. See election debates, national party conventions, and press conferences for confirmation.

Getting shitnotized by the shitnotist again!

It's pronounced "shit-na-tist" NOT "shit-not-ist", you fucking moron.

by Mr Lahey January 5, 2014

shitoozle

1. Same as shitooze, but in a smaller quantity.

2. Plural form can be used as an exclamation.

1. After much effort on the john, only a shitoozle was found.

2. Shitoozles!

by the definition circuit January 8, 2008

shtootz

A slang-term unique to Montreal referring to sweet, pure cocaine.

Yo! Call up the Ne-Yo, we gonna hit that shtootz tonight. Ya dig?!

SHTOOOOOOOOOOOOOTZ!!!!!

Fuck! That shit is the shtootz! DAMN!

by street_slanger(baKed) February 12, 2010

Shitpotle

The result of eating a burrito from Chipotle and allowing it to incubate in your stomach for a good 2-4 hours. Typically, the dispatching of your Shitpotle requires a toilet plunger and half a roll of toilet paper.

Matt: Dude, I had the best carnitas burrito last night.
Nick: Wow, did you have some serious shitpotle afterwards?
Matt: Yeah, it took me half an hour to unclog the toilet.

by burritos-123 October 18, 2010

shitooze

shit + ooze = shitooze

Synonymous to bullshit.

Pronounced "shih-tooz"

I've had enough of your shitooze.

by the definition circuit January 8, 2008

shitiotic

a build up for a insult to add impact.

a bad plan

the combination of the words shit and idiotic

a step up from idiotic

im not doing it twice, that would just be shitiotic.

go fuck yourself you, shitiotic fucktard!
whoever came up with this plan is just shitiotic.
That is the most shitiotic thing i have ever herd.

by lousethymaster June 30, 2011