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shitoozle 

1. Same as shitooze, but in a smaller quantity.

2. Plural form can be used as an exclamation.
1. After much effort on the john, only a shitoozle was found.

2. Shitoozles!
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Shitdoze 

The shittiest operating system in the world. If you are currently operating Shitdoze, then please SMASH THE DAMN THING. Here, use this mallet: II--:::
Refer to Windoze.
I used to have Shitdoze, but I'm cool now.
Shitdoze by Tha Protagonist! May 26, 2005
Someone who rats you out, usually at work, to a boss they are generally brown nosing . An adult version of the childhood tattletale , but worse because they are a grownup .
That chick told the boss I bolted early Friday, even though we were done with our work, she’s a real shitozel
Shitozel by Davedale July 15, 2019

Shitnooze 

(Verb) Shit + Snooze
When you poop so hard that you fall asleep to recover from the pain.
Guy 1: “Why were you in the bathroom for so long?”
Guy 2: “Sorry, I had to Shitnooze because of all that P.F. Chang’s from yesterday.”
Shitnooze by MySchoolAccount April 27, 2021
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026