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shitoozle 

1. Same as shitooze, but in a smaller quantity.

2. Plural form can be used as an exclamation.
1. After much effort on the john, only a shitoozle was found.

2. Shitoozles!
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Shitdoze 

The shittiest operating system in the world. If you are currently operating Shitdoze, then please SMASH THE DAMN THING. Here, use this mallet: II--:::
Refer to Windoze.
I used to have Shitdoze, but I'm cool now.
Shitdoze by Tha Protagonist! May 26, 2005
Someone who rats you out, usually at work, to a boss they are generally brown nosing . An adult version of the childhood tattletale , but worse because they are a grownup .
That chick told the boss I bolted early Friday, even though we were done with our work, she’s a real shitozel
Shitozel by Davedale July 15, 2019

Shitnooze 

(Verb) Shit + Snooze
When you poop so hard that you fall asleep to recover from the pain.
Guy 1: “Why were you in the bathroom for so long?”
Guy 2: “Sorry, I had to Shitnooze because of all that P.F. Chang’s from yesterday.”
Shitnooze by MySchoolAccount April 27, 2021

Shitoozled

A word used to describe the feeling of being bamboozled whilst shitting on the toilet
I was scrolling on my phone whilst on the toilet and saw a spider with human teeth which left me scared and shitoozled
Shitoozled by Bandarbum September 24, 2026
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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