shitooze

shit + ooze = shitooze

Synonymous to bullshit.

Pronounced "shih-tooz"

I've had enough of your shitooze.

by the definition circuit January 8, 2008

shitoozle

1. Same as shitooze, but in a smaller quantity.

2. Plural form can be used as an exclamation.

1. After much effort on the john, only a shitoozle was found.

2. Shitoozles!

by the definition circuit January 8, 2008

Shitdoze

The shittiest operating system in the world. If you are currently operating Shitdoze, then please SMASH THE DAMN THING. Here, use this mallet: II--:::
Refer to Windoze.

I used to have Shitdoze, but I'm cool now.

by Tha Protagonist! May 26, 2005

Shitozel

Someone who rats you out, usually at work, to a boss they are generally brown nosing . An adult version of the childhood tattletale , but worse because they are a grownup .

That chick told the boss I bolted early Friday, even though we were done with our work, she’s a real shitozel

by Davedale July 15, 2019

Shitnooze

(Verb) Shit + Snooze
When you poop so hard that you fall asleep to recover from the pain.

Guy 1: “Why were you in the bathroom for so long?”
Guy 2: “Sorry, I had to Shitnooze because of all that P.F. Chang’s from yesterday.”

by MySchoolAccount April 27, 2021