shitooka 

A name for a tiny asian person, or an inbred squirrel.

"Jennifer, I dub you Shitooka."
or:
"Hey, I bet those squirrels are amking a Shitooka"

shitooka by Helsinki Macbeth August 30, 2006

Shizooka 

A semi-solid poop that is dropped in one large explosive discharge, not to be confused with a canon ball dump or a shiss

I drank so much Bud Light and ate so much pizza last night that the shizooka that I had this morning coated the inside of the toilet bowl.

Shizooka by Genenfrek2 June 10, 2010