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shitfingers 

An exclamation of frustration that is usually after a realisation that something unfortunate has happened.
I locked my keys inside. Shitfingers!
shitfingers by Ziggy Sue Marmalade October 6, 2008

Shitfinger 

The result when one's finger(s) rip through the toilet paper and protrude into the anus during post-defecation cleanup.
This cheap goddamn toilet paper again? I get shitfinger every time I wipe with this.
Shitfinger by Joe_C388 June 11, 2011

Shitfinger 

One who cleans out his own arsehole with his index finger after he shits in somewhere other than a toilet.
John Crick: Shitfinger!
"www.myspace.com/ur_homie_gangsta"
Shitfinger by TheEveryman May 16, 2009

shitfinder 

a map in Starcraft that used to be called "Pathfinder", but because of its "special" balance issues was quickly renamed by fans. -__-

more info @ liquipedia
1: Lol Hydra you have just been pwned by mech terran
2: wtf shitfinder imba --
shitfinder by Junezerg September 8, 2011

Shitfinger 

a person who scratches their ass and smells it

someone whose hands smell like shit
Get away from me with your shitfinger!

Stop scratching your ass you shitfinger!
Shitfinger by Sonny Black Monster December 21, 2008

shitfinder 

Some one who tries to start Shit with people for no reason.
Guy:"What the fuck you lookin at"
Ki: "Your stupid, u have nothin else to do, you shitfinder"
shitfinder by Samtheman April 3, 2006
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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