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Shitheaded 

To be very angry about something. The highest level of rage
"I just got fired from my job and on the way home some dumbass rear ended me. I'm fuckin shitheaded right now"
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A person that has no consideration for another persons feelings because he/she was born with shit in their head instead of brains

One who is a compulsive liar, every time they open their mouth only shit pours out. Often politely referred to as a bullshit artist
Sid you shithead, you got your mates wife pregnant and continued to bang her while rejecting, lying, and trying to deceive your own family for another eight years. Did you really think they had shit for brains too?
shithead by Chuddie October 3, 2016

Social Shithead 

Someone who thinks them having a lot of friends, makes them better than others. They constantly let it be known that they have many friends, despite the fact that no one cares.
Emily is a social shithead, she just spent two hours showing me her friend list on Facebook.
Social Shithead by WnIaTmTeY December 29, 2009
a person whose brain is made of shits
mr K-Y is a shithead, he tried to accuse his co-worker of using subtle moves and also compared his co-worker to a sinister and bitesome cobra, but they are all nothing but fucking lies.

MC Shithead 

A rapper that is only heard in the video game Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, that you never hear him rap, just giving a shout out.
Yo! This is MC Shithead! On Radio Los Santos, the home of gangsta rap and gangsta bitches.
MC Shithead by Freakazoid July 29, 2005
A complete dumbass; a genuine moron. Someone who has committed an act in which causes harm or temporary discomfort to another.
Do not speak to that shithead over there.

Max is a total shithead.

Frank you shithead, I could have been killed!
shithead by Tom Main February 5, 2003

shithead shocker 

The act of sticking the head of a person (usually of diminutive status) in a toilet bowl full of feces and flushing away. The combination of being smothered by nasty toilet water and swirling shit makes the poor shmuck feel even worse about him/herself. (Not to be confused to the actual shocker)
Yo dude! The bowl's overflowing; let's find a poor unsuspecting punk to give the shithead shocker.

I hope I don't see Ralph and Tony today. Last time I saw them, they gave me the shithead shocker.
shithead shocker by Dudedude August 4, 2006
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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