Shitfaded

Similar to shitfaced for alcohol but with weed.

"Hey are you at Josh's house yet?"
"Ya man,we're so shitfaded Josh can't walk properly"

Lawrence smoked 4 bowls.. He was Shitfaded

by Swaggang July 13, 2011

Shitadel

Affectionately known as Citadel, the arch nemesis of WSB apes worldwide.

Shitadel's notable cronies include Vlad the stock impaler and Melvin the divorcee cuck.

Ape 1: Did you see that Shitadel just shorted GME again? It's down 30% today!
Ape 2: Great discount! Just bought the dip!
Ape 3: Strong Hold to the moon!

by Cuckedape2021 March 25, 2021

shitfacedbook

To use Facebook while intoxicated. May or may not include confessions of undying love to friends, ex's, or total strangers. Grammar and logic will likely be poor. Similar to a drunk dial.

Chris - "Dude, you left 11 incoherent wall posts on my profile last night. What the fuck?"

Spencer - "What? No, I didn't! Oh, wait...yeah, I was shitfacedbooking."

Chris - "You fuckass."

by stacks121 December 9, 2008

shitfacested

shitfacested is a combination of shitfaced and wasted creating shit-face-sted meaning extremely intoxicated or inebriated beyond recognition.

"Damn, that dude was so shitfacested that he didn't even know his own name after that keg party!"

by shitfacested October 10, 2011

shirtfaced

A state of being faceless; occurs when the bottom half of a person's shirt is pulled up, covering their own face.

She wanted to take a sick picture in front of a cop car, so she got shirtfaced.

by imshirtfaced February 4, 2012

shitfaced

To be really, really drunk

"Uh-oh. Sarah's a little shitfaced and Andy's a smooth talker. Better go find them."

by westside December 30, 2004

shittarded

getting so shitfaced that you become retarded.

"Dude, I got so shittarded last night!"

by superaly June 13, 2005