Shitgrove 

Also known as Shartgrove, this is NOT a man to be trifled with. Those who talk in his presence must tread lightly, for his STRIKE ONES may rain upon you faster than God on an unwashed asshole. Shitgrove may be blood-related to the Rage Monster in Dude Perfect's stereotype videos. Piss him off and get slapped with more quizzes than bitches near a Wadhwa. Beware. Shitgrove is Near.

Bro Shitgrove just bent me over a table and fucked me in the ass with another one of his pop quizzes.

Shitgrove by MackSneale February 9, 2023

shitlover 

An individual that allows family and friends to treat them like shit. The individual gets tired of having to tolerate the bullshit treatment and will cry to people that don't treat them like shit and these people that never shit on that individual will be there for support. But then the individual wants to tolerate being shit on again by their family or friends and then the people giving the individual their support end up having to deal with that individuals shit.

The shitlover is a lost cause and always ends up going back for more so don't even get involved or you will be a shitlover too.

shitlover by jpg3 December 5, 2011

shitrope 

An idiom describing the action plan for resolving a dillemma, which will ultimately prove futile. Term pioneered by Mr. Lahey, in describing how Ricky and Julian from the Trailer Park Boys will try to get out of a situation he'll put them in, but won't be able to.

"The boys are playing a shitgame Randy"
"What do you mean Mr. Lahey?"
"Those fuckknobs are climbing up a shitrope Randy. Do you know what a shitrope is?
"No Mr Lahey"
"It's a rope for fucksuckers like those three. A rope for criminals. The harder you squeeze to the rope, the more you slide down it into the shit puddle."

shitrope by Philip Lynch June 20, 2006

shitstove 

A generic insult, derived from the unpleasant arrangement of a heated stove full of human feces.

One of many, often created on-the-fly insults from combining two or more words. These are sometimes called 'mix-and-match' insults and almost always include a pronfanity such as fuck, shit or cunt.

I know John was being a fucking clownboat but Steve was just being a real shitstove.

shitstove by superjer April 27, 2006

Shitroen

Shitroen is a deregorative term for a Citroen, referencing the fact that they are usually rubbish to drive and cheaply made pieces of shit from a country that has no right to make cars or any product for that matter, the froggy bastards!

Steve: Hey, you seen what Hank's driving around in these days?
James: Yeah, it's a classic example of a Shitroen!

Shitroen by Cyclopian June 11, 2008

shitbroke

To be completely broke.

After Warped Tour, I am always shitbroke.

shitbroke by B-Money!12 April 17, 2008

shitgoose

A very mystical creature. Anyone who has the pleasure of coming into contact with him has an instant need to shit. If you are far away from a bathroom you are likely to shit your pants.

Shitgoose is on the loose!!! Where is the nearest bathroom??

me: Sorry guys I'm going to be late.
friend: why?
me: Shitgoose stopped over.

shitgoose by tnt419 December 28, 2005