shitgoose

A very mystical creature. Anyone who has the pleasure of coming into contact with him has an instant need to shit. If you are far away from a bathroom you are likely to shit your pants.

Shitgoose is on the loose!!! Where is the nearest bathroom??

me: Sorry guys I'm going to be late.
friend: why?
me: Shitgoose stopped over.

by tnt419 December 28, 2005

shitgoose

affectionate term for ones freinds

1."dont be a shitgoose come out"
2."shitgoose hav'nt seen you for time"
3.(somebody falls of a chair)"ha ha what a shitgoose"

by Tinny/James August 5, 2008

Shitgoose

The coolest photographer ever, actual name is Ryan Gee. Has taken photographs of skaters such as Bam Margera and Tony Hawk.
He stars on Radio Bam a lot and is extremely funny.

Ryan Gee aka Shitgoose is one badass photographer and you suck if you don't love him.

by Daisyx August 2, 2007

Shitgoose

Whiney baby pain in the ass brat.

Dickson! Quit being a shitgoose and do this rail of blow off my dick!

by LauraLove941 April 2, 2019

shitgoose

A way to describe a nuisance, or how something or someone is annoying.

1) Oh shitgoose, I have to take out the trash!

2) Teri is a real shitgoose!

by Rich March 2, 2005

shithousery

Chiefly British term for underhanded conduct or gamesmanship in a sport, with the intention of gaining an advantage. Typically refers to association football.

Fantastic shithousery from James Ward-Prowse to get Zaha sent off.

by MRTHICC February 1, 2019

Shithouse Bastard

Popularized by proud pedophile, Geoffrey Leonard. Shithouse Bastard refers to one(usually journalists) that continuously asks private questions about you and your underage male love-slaves.

Journalist: Mate, im not a 13 year old boy. You cant intimidate me, Geoffrey.

Geoffrey: You are a shithouse bastard!

by funnydoodette October 9, 2008