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A very mystical creature. Anyone who has the pleasure of coming into contact with him has an instant need to shit. If you are far away from a bathroom you are likely to shit your pants.
Shitgoose is on the loose!!! Where is the nearest bathroom??

me: Sorry guys I'm going to be late.
friend: why?
me: Shitgoose stopped over.
shitgoose by tnt419 December 28, 2005
Words you can keep
affectionate term for ones freinds
1."dont be a shitgoose come out"
2."shitgoose hav'nt seen you for time"
3.(somebody falls of a chair)"ha ha what a shitgoose"
shitgoose by Tinny/James August 5, 2008
The coolest photographer ever, actual name is Ryan Gee. Has taken photographs of skaters such as Bam Margera and Tony Hawk.
He stars on Radio Bam a lot and is extremely funny.
Ryan Gee aka Shitgoose is one badass photographer and you suck if you don't love him.
Shitgoose by Daisyx August 2, 2007
Dickson! Quit being a shitgoose and do this rail of blow off my dick!
Shitgoose by LauraLove941 April 2, 2019
A way to describe a nuisance, or how something or someone is annoying.
1) Oh shitgoose, I have to take out the trash!

2) Teri is a real shitgoose!
shitgoose by Rich March 2, 2005

shithousery 

Chiefly British term for underhanded conduct or gamesmanship in a sport, with the intention of gaining an advantage. Typically refers to association football.
Fantastic shithousery from James Ward-Prowse to get Zaha sent off.
shithousery by MRTHICC February 1, 2019

Shithouse Bastard 

Popularized by proud pedophile, Geoffrey Leonard. Shithouse Bastard refers to one(usually journalists) that continuously asks private questions about you and your underage male love-slaves.
Journalist: Mate, im not a 13 year old boy. You cant intimidate me, Geoffrey.

Geoffrey: You are a shithouse bastard!
Shithouse Bastard by funnydoodette October 9, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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