shitgoose
A very mystical creature. Anyone who has the pleasure of coming into contact with him has an instant need to shit. If you are far away from a bathroom you are likely to shit your pants.
Shitgoose is on the loose!!! Where is the nearest bathroom??
me: Sorry guys I'm going to be late.
friend: why?
me: Shitgoose stopped over.
me: Sorry guys I'm going to be late.
friend: why?
me: Shitgoose stopped over.
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