skinflakes

The flaky skin that people with Psoriasis (or other sick skin diseases e.g. Dermatitis, eczema) shed on a daily basis and even more so when touched or when in a nervous state.

Sam: Hey, you going to watch that choad Joe's big night? Hope he gets really nervous and starts flaking all over the place
Paul: Thats nasty Sam even for you
Sam: Since when did you become Mr. "i have morals"
Paul: Excellent point Sam, I hope the skinflaking haired bastard shits t-gel over himself
Sam: Haha class... skinflakes!

by E-Flap October 17, 2007

whistling skinflaps

1. A pussy whistle.

2. The result of a queef.

I was awoken buy the sound of whistling skinflaps.

by WKid May 24, 2006

Playing a duet on skinflutes

Two male homosexuals engaged in mutual oral sex.

Doug and Chad were playing a duet on skinflutes.

by Timebuilder March 29, 2011

Shitflakes

1. Generic term for unappetizing breakfast cereal
2. Exclamation of dismay or disgust
3. Generic term for anything of poor quality, uappealing, undesired, etc.

1. Some "Continental Breakfast"--all they had was shitflakes and instant coffee.

2. Shitflakes! She still hasn't returned my call.

3. When I asked the boss for a raise, all I got was total shitflakes.

by Dr. Foo May 8, 2008

bloody shitflakes

What happens after being lost in the midst of an animal lust of pounding vage' and a "pop out" occurs, then rapidly gets rammed in the rong hole.

After I accidentally fucked her in the ass I looked down and had bloody shitflakes on my dick.

by The Nose knows March 8, 2014

swineflakes

Swine flu in the form of breakfast cereal.

"Fuck Captain Crunch, I want Swineflakes!"

by Solius89 May 26, 2009