Shattenburg 

The sexual act in which one of two sexual partners fills their anus with Battenburg cake and then has anal sex with their sexual partner; mashing up the cake in their anus until it is a dirty mess of cake and excrement. Hence Shattenburg.

1: "Damn man this girl was crazy! She wanted Shattenburg!"
2: "No way man my girl doesn't even like Shattenburg!"

Shattenburg by Chercules June 3, 2014

Shitenburg

Instead of saying 'shit' or 'shiteeee' you say:

"Ohh shitenburg"

Katherine: Shitenburgg..
Tilly: What did you do?
Katherine: I walked into the door
Tilly: Ouch!

Shitenburg by Shitenburg April 20, 2009

Shittenberg 

A brainless compulsive liar that doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground in blast furnace technology

Can you believe that fucking idiot shittenberg started those transmitters on fire

Shittenberg by RJO February 17, 2008

David Shattenborough 

A version of the renowned and loved David Attenborough, used best to describe someone who has, or is undergoing, the process of shitting oneself, as the faecal matter currently deposited in their underwear contains various undiscovered and undocumented lifeforms, much like the one's David Attenborough discovers in his wildife documentaries.

*James shits himself violently*

Ben; Eugh gross, James just shat himself!

Matt; haha, what a David Shattenborough!

David Shattenborough by CompulsiveDribbler304 April 26, 2011

Shittenberg 

One who claims that they are much better at golf than they really are. Usually by conveniently not counting an average of one stroke per hole.

Wow, Mike Wittenberg really pulled a shittenberg at golf today. There's no way his score was that good

Shittenberg by RJO1 April 14, 2008