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Shitcuzzi 

The act of putting warm water into a persons asshoke, insering your balls into their asshole and having them fart
"I went over to Terran's house yesterday and he gave me Shitcuzzi"
Shitcuzzi by Zoro_Da_Goat February 6, 2023
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shitcuntitis 

Disease is commonly found in males & females between the ages of 15 through 25. Similar to the common 'asshole' sufferers of Shitcuntitis diminish the life expectancy of all around them by their unpleasant personality. Unfortunately there is no known cure to this disease.
The disease has been recently popularized in the beginning of 2011 by sufferer Ben, and previously by the entire cast of Jersey Shore, although appearing to hold a deep running hatred for sufferers of Shitcuntitis Ben is yet to discover that he actually has the worst known case of this debilitating disease to date, and will continue to become more of a shitcunt as the years go on. We can only pray he overcomes this disease. Our prayers are with you Ben, we can only hope you can pull your head out your ass before the disease well and truly takes over.
shitcuntitis by .abigoldfuckyou. April 13, 2011

shitbuzz 

I)An exclamation of discontent directed at a person and/or an unfortunate situation.
II)A person who brings down the atmosphere/mood

Origin:
-combination of the words "Shit" and "Buzz"
Place of origin:
-Galway, (West Coast of) Ireland
"The police took your alcohol? Shitbuzz!"

shitcurity 

Incompetent, power hungry security guards who think they're the police. They always try to find an excuse to mess with people.
Mall shitcurity kicked me out because they thought that I was a bum!

shitmuzzle

A person with mutli-last names, usually first name is Tony. or a mexican.
Hey, there's tony shitmuzzle, at taco bell.
shitmuzzle by markymarkmark May 10, 2003

shitguzzler 

when someones mom, perferably your best friends, lets you fuck her in the ass. then she shits in your mouth, you guzzle it, then shit her shit back into her mouth. there you have it, a shitguzzler.
yesterday i spent the night at my friends house, his mom druged me and made me have a shitguzzler with her.
shitguzzler by sweetdickwil May 13, 2005
When you dangle your balls in someone’s mouth while they gargle their spit
I asked my girl if she’d suck me off. She said, “Not only will I do that, but I’ll also help you relax in my spitcuzzi.”
spitcuzzi by Daddy’s-home69 February 16, 2024
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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