Shitcuzzi

The act of putting warm water into a persons asshoke, insering your balls into their asshole and having them fart

"I went over to Terran's house yesterday and he gave me Shitcuzzi"

by Zoro_Da_Goat February 6, 2023

shitcuntitis

Disease is commonly found in males & females between the ages of 15 through 25. Similar to the common 'asshole' sufferers of Shitcuntitis diminish the life expectancy of all around them by their unpleasant personality. Unfortunately there is no known cure to this disease.

The disease has been recently popularized in the beginning of 2011 by sufferer Ben, and previously by the entire cast of Jersey Shore, although appearing to hold a deep running hatred for sufferers of Shitcuntitis Ben is yet to discover that he actually has the worst known case of this debilitating disease to date, and will continue to become more of a shitcunt as the years go on. We can only pray he overcomes this disease. Our prayers are with you Ben, we can only hope you can pull your head out your ass before the disease well and truly takes over.

by .abigoldfuckyou. April 13, 2011

shitbuzz

I)An exclamation of discontent directed at a person and/or an unfortunate situation.
II)A person who brings down the atmosphere/mood

Origin:
-combination of the words "Shit" and "Buzz"
Place of origin:
-Galway, (West Coast of) Ireland

"The police took your alcohol? Shitbuzz!"

by Cuinis Bothar Callín Baine April 12, 2012

shitcurity

Incompetent, power hungry security guards who think they're the police. They always try to find an excuse to mess with people.

Mall shitcurity kicked me out because they thought that I was a bum!

by FreeSingularity May 2, 2019

shitmuzzle

A person with mutli-last names, usually first name is Tony. or a mexican.

Hey, there's tony shitmuzzle, at taco bell.

by markymarkmark May 10, 2003

shitguzzler

when someones mom, perferably your best friends, lets you fuck her in the ass. then she shits in your mouth, you guzzle it, then shit her shit back into her mouth. there you have it, a shitguzzler.

yesterday i spent the night at my friends house, his mom druged me and made me have a shitguzzler with her.

by sweetdickwil May 13, 2005

spitcuzzi

When you dangle your balls in someone’s mouth while they gargle their spit

I asked my girl if she’d suck me off. She said, “Not only will I do that, but I’ll also help you relax in my spitcuzzi.”

by Daddy’s-home69 February 16, 2024