Shitcuzzi
The act of putting warm water into a persons asshoke, insering your balls into their asshole and having them fart
Shitcuzzi by Zoro_Da_Goat February 6, 2023
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shitcuntitis
Disease is commonly found in males & females between the ages of 15 through 25. Similar to the common 'asshole' sufferers of Shitcuntitis diminish the life expectancy of all around them by their unpleasant personality. Unfortunately there is no known cure to this disease.
The disease has been recently popularized in the beginning of 2011 by sufferer Ben, and previously by the entire cast of Jersey Shore, although appearing to hold a deep running hatred for sufferers of Shitcuntitis Ben is yet to discover that he actually has the worst known case of this debilitating disease to date, and will continue to become more of a shitcunt as the years go on. We can only pray he overcomes this disease. Our prayers are with you Ben, we can only hope you can pull your head out your ass before the disease well and truly takes over.
shitcuntitis by .abigoldfuckyou. April 13, 2011
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Shitcuzzi • spitcuzzi • shitbuzz • shitcuntitis • shitguzzler • shitmuzzle • shitcurity • Shit cubicle • shit cupping • Shit cushion
shitbuzz
I)An exclamation of discontent directed at a person and/or an unfortunate situation.
II)A person who brings down the atmosphere/mood
Origin:
-combination of the words "Shit" and "Buzz"
Place of origin:
-Galway, (West Coast of) Ireland
II)A person who brings down the atmosphere/mood
Origin:
-combination of the words "Shit" and "Buzz"
Place of origin:
-Galway, (West Coast of) Ireland
shitbuzz by Cuinis Bothar Callín Baine April 12, 2012
shitcurity
Incompetent, power hungry security guards who think they're the police. They always try to find an excuse to mess with people.
shitcurity by FreeSingularity May 2, 2019
shitmuzzle
shitmuzzle by markymarkmark May 10, 2003
shitguzzler
when someones mom, perferably your best friends, lets you fuck her in the ass. then she shits in your mouth, you guzzle it, then shit her shit back into her mouth. there you have it, a shitguzzler.
yesterday i spent the night at my friends house, his mom druged me and made me have a shitguzzler with her.
shitguzzler by sweetdickwil May 13, 2005
spitcuzzi
I asked my girl if she’d suck me off. She said, “Not only will I do that, but I’ll also help you relax in my spitcuzzi.”
spitcuzzi by Daddy’s-home69 February 16, 2024
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