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Goblin snotguzzler 

Someone who is drunk trying to give a man a blowjob and can't keep their mouth on it.
Man, she is hot.

Yeah, but she is a real goblin snotguzzler.

shitmuzzle

A person with mutli-last names, usually first name is Tony. or a mexican.
Hey, there's tony shitmuzzle, at taco bell.
shitmuzzle by markymarkmark May 10, 2003

Shit guzzler 

Person that likes to guzzle down on shit for pleasure or money or both
I heard hailey is a shit guzzler might see if I can get her to guzzle my shit

Shitmuzzle

Citing David Simon, "...the muzzle that keeps the feces tight against the orifice, so that...hate speech carries risk."
Quoting Simon, "This spittle-chinned shitmuzzle has now mestastesized into a 21st Centruy knockoff of Father Coughlin. But without half the charm."
Shitmuzzle by Jude the obscure January 14, 2019

Shartguzzler 

Another way to say someone eats shit, not to be confused with Shartgurgler
"Eric is such a shartguzzler"

"Why cant you just say he eats shit"

"I honestly don't know"
Shartguzzler by SoupEater December 11, 2020
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026