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Shit buzz 

A situation that is crappy for reasons of ruining fun.
They increased the price of waffles, shit buzz.

I'm working on St. Patrick's Day.

Aw man, what a shit buzz
Shit buzz by waff June 27, 2012

Shitcuzzi 

The act of putting warm water into a persons asshoke, insering your balls into their asshole and having them fart
"I went over to Terran's house yesterday and he gave me Shitcuzzi"
Shitcuzzi by Zoro_Da_Goat February 6, 2023

shitmuzzle

A person with mutli-last names, usually first name is Tony. or a mexican.
Hey, there's tony shitmuzzle, at taco bell.
shitmuzzle by markymarkmark May 10, 2003

shitguzzler 

when someones mom, perferably your best friends, lets you fuck her in the ass. then she shits in your mouth, you guzzle it, then shit her shit back into her mouth. there you have it, a shitguzzler.
yesterday i spent the night at my friends house, his mom druged me and made me have a shitguzzler with her.
shitguzzler by sweetdickwil May 13, 2005

Shitmuzzle

Citing David Simon, "...the muzzle that keeps the feces tight against the orifice, so that...hate speech carries risk."
Quoting Simon, "This spittle-chinned shitmuzzle has now mestastesized into a 21st Centruy knockoff of Father Coughlin. But without half the charm."
Shitmuzzle by Jude the obscure January 14, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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