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Shittunity 

The small window of opportunity you have to go poop when you first start feeling like you need to take a crap. This window goes away if you ingore the urge or don't take time to go poop right then. If you don't get your crapping done within this window, you may be screwed the rest of the day.
Man, I missed my shittunity this morning and I've been stopped up ever since.
Shittunity by VKM January 16, 2008

Shitcity stem slut 

Regional slang specific to Christchurch New Zealand.
Christchurch is affectionately known to many locals as Shitcity due to the city's lack of actual city since a devastating earthquake in February 2011.
A Shitcity stem slut is a special breed of Christchurch meth head known for sucking cock in the hope of a turn on the glass barbecue.

Shitcity stem sluts can be any gender or identify as any sexuality.
Any pole's a goal for a Shitcity stem slut looking to get fried.

shitcritter 

The girl that works night shift and leaves her shit in your work area or a little animal that steals your turds and stores them up for the winter.
That shitcritter Kim left her shit all over my glass!
shitcritter by EMOW September 13, 2008

shitegrity 

The act of telling the truth about the number of shits someone takes.
Bob claims he had to take another dump, but I seriously question his shitegrity.
shitegrity by TheFormerMayor December 1, 2010

SHITCUNTY 

stop talking about shitcunty
SHITCUNTY IS WHEN SOMEONE POOPS ON ANOTHER PERSON.
SHITCUNTY by Bigguy23 August 13, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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