shitcurity 

Incompetent, power hungry security guards who think they're the police. They always try to find an excuse to mess with people.

Mall shitcurity kicked me out because they thought that I was a bum!

shitcurity by FreeSingularity May 2, 2019

Shittunity 

The small window of opportunity you have to go poop when you first start feeling like you need to take a crap. This window goes away if you ingore the urge or don't take time to go poop right then. If you don't get your crapping done within this window, you may be screwed the rest of the day.

Man, I missed my shittunity this morning and I've been stopped up ever since.

Shittunity by VKM January 16, 2008

Shitcity stem slut 

Regional slang specific to Christchurch New Zealand.
Christchurch is affectionately known to many locals as Shitcity due to the city's lack of actual city since a devastating earthquake in February 2011.
A Shitcity stem slut is a special breed of Christchurch meth head known for sucking cock in the hope of a turn on the glass barbecue.

Shitcity stem sluts can be any gender or identify as any sexuality.

Any pole's a goal for a Shitcity stem slut looking to get fried.

Shitcity stem slut by Thurston Harde April 16, 2021

shitcritter 

The girl that works night shift and leaves her shit in your work area or a little animal that steals your turds and stores them up for the winter.

That shitcritter Kim left her shit all over my glass!

shitcritter by EMOW September 13, 2008

shitegrity 

The act of telling the truth about the number of shits someone takes.

Bob claims he had to take another dump, but I seriously question his shitegrity.

shitegrity by TheFormerMayor December 1, 2010

SHITCUNTY 

stop talking about shitcunty

SHITCUNTY IS WHEN SOMEONE POOPS ON ANOTHER PERSON.

SHITCUNTY by Bigguy23 August 13, 2021