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Shitchute 

As in Parachute for shit. The attachment of toilet paper to the base of a rather heavy turd before you cut it loose, thus reducing splash-back and entry noise. A useful technique if you need a heavy evacuation in somebody else’s home and householders are loitering near to the toilet door.
I needed to drop a heavy load, I had no other choice but to pinch on a Shitchute before I let her go.
Shitchute by Tony Law March 1, 2008
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ShitCutest 

the cutest shit aka @ShitCutest is a whole definition of tastelessness
ShitCutest: Copy Cat is Melanie's best song
Normal oomfs: ew he's so tasteless

snitchster 

A lame kid who tattles and snitches all the time. Snitching to this kid has become a reflex, and keeping his mouth shut is almost impossible.
"yo stop kickin it with Kevin man he ratted out everyone"

"word?"

"yea man he's just a snitchster"

"lame...."
snitchster by Petey Tummz July 6, 2008

Shitachute 

the act of a corn kernel filling with shit during digestion
i went into a mcdonalds restroom, looked into the toilet and it was filled with shitachutes
Shitachute by Long Conk August 27, 2010

shitchat 

The online equivalent of chitchat, when most of what is communicated are lies, lies and more lies.

In a typical shitchat, two or more parties make themselves out to be more successful, more attractive, more mysterious, more intellectual than they really are.
Fat Dylan knew shitchat was 99-percent bullshit, and after over a hundred shitchats, he ought to have learned his lesson: girls don’t date fat guys.
shitchat by Marcus Gomez May 14, 2008

shitcopter

A source of frustration. One who hurls feces in all directions, as would a helicopter with rotor blades covered in shit.
Received at the email center of a major game center: "When are you shitcopters going to bring the signup page back up? I'd kinda like to start playing."
shitcopter by Blueman November 9, 2004

SHITCHYEAH 

1. Emphatic expression of happiness, excitement, and/or affirmation. 2. Alternative version of "Fuckin' A!" 3. Nokmin of Adonai's personal catchphrase - emphasis on the ssshhhhhhhhhh sound at the beginning of the word.
1. "Dude! We passed the D/R test!"
"SHITCHYEAH!"

2. "Did you really bang that skank?"
"SHITCHYEAH!"
SHITCHYEAH by Nokmin of Adonai September 20, 2006
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