2 definitions by Tony Law
As in Parachute for shit. The attachment of toilet paper to the base of a rather heavy turd before you cut it loose, thus reducing splash-back and entry noise. A useful technique if you need a heavy evacuation in somebody else’s home and householders are loitering near to the toilet door.
I needed to drop a heavy load, I had no other choice but to pinch on a Shitchute before I let her go.
by Tony Law March 1, 2008
As in Horified for the sex starved. A usual reaction to finding out that your partners new work colleges are seriously hot. On a 'Bring your partners' office party you find yourself unable to cover-up your delight at the bevy of beauties you wish to shag, on glancing over to your partners face you become Hornified as you realise it could be several more weeks before you have 'The Sex'.
God dame there was some serious skirt, I wanted to rumble all night, but I knew I shouldn't have gone as Spiderman, when I saw the misses face I was Hornified.
by Tony Law March 1, 2008