A completely awful haircut , often defined as something akin to a 7 blade all over . Takes about two minutes in the barber's chair and bang your looking shit as ever.
Famous sporters of the shitcut include markey stephens and fergal markey
Famous sporters of the shitcut include markey stephens and fergal markey
" theres the shitcut ! "
by frankysteves May 20, 2012
Get the shitcut mug.1: To shitcut (verb): to summarise tedious bullshit into something intelligible, to either get to the meaning underneath, or discard the argument.
2: A shortcut that, when taken, goes badly wrong. Especially appropriate in rural settings.
2: A shortcut that, when taken, goes badly wrong. Especially appropriate in rural settings.
1: Most corporate-speak can be shitcut into 'Work together and stop looking at porn during office hours!'
2: 'Since when was a rock festival held at an abattoir? This was a real shitcut!'
2: 'Since when was a rock festival held at an abattoir? This was a real shitcut!'
by YossarianSmith June 8, 2009
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by J Davis September 17, 2005
Get the Shitcut mug.Shitcum is what one does when in a state of extreme anger or rage; to shitcum in ones mouth is the ultimate act of disrespect. To do it requires a large will and steadfast self-discipline. The shit must be followed by the cum after no more that 3 seconds. While shitcum is normally placed in the mouth, it can be deployed anywhere on the body.
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1. As a result of shitcumstances, the office had to work all night.
2. They were victim of shitcumstance, and died horribly.
2. They were victim of shitcumstance, and died horribly.
by Snowday February 4, 2009
Get the shitcumstances mug.shitbutt is this cat that had turds all stuck to its ass. we were hanging out at my friends apartment when all of a sudden we noticed that shitbutt had infiltrated the perimeter. we have no idea how shitbutt got in the house but it was walking around with poops attached to its ass. we finally booted it out.
the next day we were watching tv and a cat came on the tv and was like meow meow and we were like weird. then it kept going after the cat on tv was off tv so we were like wtf? so my friend walked into his roomates room to find that sometime in the night, shitbutt had snuck back into their apartment and crashed on the bed, thus spreading his shitass all over.
the next day we were watching tv and a cat came on the tv and was like meow meow and we were like weird. then it kept going after the cat on tv was off tv so we were like wtf? so my friend walked into his roomates room to find that sometime in the night, shitbutt had snuck back into their apartment and crashed on the bed, thus spreading his shitass all over.
by hoboman September 12, 2003
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