Shitacules... the molecules of shit that permeate the world after you let a nastyfartrip.
you know why I will never buy a used couch? someone else's shitacules are in there.. Last thing I want to do is sit on a couch and smell someone elses fart.
As in Parachute for shit. The attachment of toilet paper to the base of a rather heavy turd before you cut it loose, thus reducing splash-back and entry noise. A useful technique if you need a heavy evacuation in somebody else’s home and householders are loitering near to the toilet door.
I needed to drop a heavy load, I had no other choice but to pinch on a Shitchute before I let her go.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!