Shitachute

the act of a corn kernel filling with shit during digestion

i went into a mcdonalds restroom, looked into the toilet and it was filled with shitachutes

by Long Conk August 27, 2010

ShitCutest

the cutest shit aka @ShitCutest is a whole definition of tastelessness

ShitCutest: Copy Cat is Melanie's best song
Normal oomfs: ew he's so tasteless

by фермаовочей October 20, 2020

shitcutest

the most tasteless person on twitter. thinks he has taste but everyone knows he doesn’t

“have you heard copy cat by melanie martinez? it’s so good!”

“shut up shitcutest”

by chybaby October 24, 2020

Shitacules

Shitacules... the molecules of shit that permeate the world after you let a nasty fart rip.

you know why I will never buy a used couch? someone else's shitacules are in there.. Last thing I want to do is sit on a couch and smell someone elses fart.

by birdfor33 February 16, 2010

shitache

A type of mushroom that tastes so much like shit, it causes actual physical pain

Known as coproellis fungi in Latin...

Your mushrooms taste like shit! Yea I know that's because they are shitache mushrooms huhuhuh

by Bobby twist August 21, 2019

Shitchute

As in Parachute for shit. The attachment of toilet paper to the base of a rather heavy turd before you cut it loose, thus reducing splash-back and entry noise. A useful technique if you need a heavy evacuation in somebody else’s home and householders are loitering near to the toilet door.

I needed to drop a heavy load, I had no other choice but to pinch on a Shitchute before I let her go.

by Tony Law March 1, 2008

shitcutest

A star , a legend, he is the moment

Shitcutest is a legend , your fave could never

by Test me October 19, 2020