Shitachute 

the act of a corn kernel filling with shit during digestion

i went into a mcdonalds restroom, looked into the toilet and it was filled with shitachutes

Shitachute by Long Conk August 27, 2010

ShitCutest 

the cutest shit aka @ShitCutest is a whole definition of tastelessness

ShitCutest: Copy Cat is Melanie's best song
Normal oomfs: ew he's so tasteless

ShitCutest by фермаовочей October 20, 2020

shitcutest 

the most tasteless person on twitter. thinks he has taste but everyone knows he doesn’t

“have you heard copy cat by melanie martinez? it’s so good!”

“shut up shitcutest”

shitcutest by chybaby October 24, 2020

Shitacules 

Shitacules... the molecules of shit that permeate the world after you let a nasty fart rip.

you know why I will never buy a used couch? someone else's shitacules are in there.. Last thing I want to do is sit on a couch and smell someone elses fart.

Shitacules by birdfor33 February 16, 2010

shitache

A type of mushroom that tastes so much like shit, it causes actual physical pain

Known as coproellis fungi in Latin...

Your mushrooms taste like shit! Yea I know that's because they are shitache mushrooms huhuhuh

shitache by Bobby twist August 21, 2019

Shitchute 

As in Parachute for shit. The attachment of toilet paper to the base of a rather heavy turd before you cut it loose, thus reducing splash-back and entry noise. A useful technique if you need a heavy evacuation in somebody else’s home and householders are loitering near to the toilet door.

I needed to drop a heavy load, I had no other choice but to pinch on a Shitchute before I let her go.

Shitchute by Tony Law March 1, 2008

shitcutest 

A star , a legend, he is the moment

Shitcutest is a legend , your fave could never

shitcutest by Test me October 19, 2020