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Shitchute 

As in Parachute for shit. The attachment of toilet paper to the base of a rather heavy turd before you cut it loose, thus reducing splash-back and entry noise. A useful technique if you need a heavy evacuation in somebody else’s home and householders are loitering near to the toilet door.
I needed to drop a heavy load, I had no other choice but to pinch on a Shitchute before I let her go.
Shitchute by Tony Law March 1, 2008
Related Words

Shitshutter

Noun.

1.) Someone who takes really bad photos.

Verb.

(Shitshuttered - past tense

Shitshot - Future tense)

1.) Take a photo of someone else on a really bad angle.
"Dan, no offense, but you're such a shitshutter. None of these photos are good enough to be on the cover of the weekly paper."

"Did you just shitshutter me? Fuck off James! Take someone else's photo, damnit!"
Shitshutter by Kheoz December 28, 2013

Shitshute 

another word for bitchute.com when it doesnt work,
shitshute is not working
Shitshute by bignig August 10, 2020

Shitshatey

Someone who is beyond shitty.
This is usually referring to the person's attitude.
Leif: "Damn Tom is such a dickhead"
Jessie: "He's a shitshatey person, just ignore him."

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026