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Shitchute 

As in Parachute for shit. The attachment of toilet paper to the base of a rather heavy turd before you cut it loose, thus reducing splash-back and entry noise. A useful technique if you need a heavy evacuation in somebody else’s home and householders are loitering near to the toilet door.
I needed to drop a heavy load, I had no other choice but to pinch on a Shitchute before I let her go.
Shitchute by Tony Law March 1, 2008

Shitshutter

Noun.

1.) Someone who takes really bad photos.

Verb.

(Shitshuttered - past tense

Shitshot - Future tense)

1.) Take a photo of someone else on a really bad angle.
"Dan, no offense, but you're such a shitshutter. None of these photos are good enough to be on the cover of the weekly paper."

"Did you just shitshutter me? Fuck off James! Take someone else's photo, damnit!"
Shitshutter by Kheoz December 28, 2013

Shitshute 

another word for bitchute.com when it doesnt work,
shitshute is not working
Shitshute by bignig August 10, 2020

Shitshatey

Someone who is beyond shitty.
This is usually referring to the person's attitude.
Leif: "Damn Tom is such a dickhead"
Jessie: "He's a shitshatey person, just ignore him."
Shitshatey by RotlachsFischer July 4, 2020
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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