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shitarette 

A cigarette consumed by the user in an attempt to ease bowel movements.
"I'll take my turn in the bathroom in a couple minutes right after I smoke a shitarette."

"Want to finish this half-smoked grit? I just needed a quick shitarette and it already did the trick."

"Get out of the bathroom!" yelled Jeff as he shut the front door and removed his jacket, having just returned -- buttcheeks clenched -- from his morning shitarette.
shitarette by Mr. Constipation April 20, 2009
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Shitarette 

The act of lighting and inhaling the goodness of tobacco whilst taking an early morning shit.
I just had the best "Shitarette" bro, the sickest start to a day you can have..
Shitarette by Shit Guru Cav March 6, 2010

Smigarette 

Another way to say cigarette.

especially useful to any group of people inebriated by psychedelics (particularly, a dangerous dosage of LSD and shrooms) due to the bursts of laughter in the tripper's friends generated by the utterance of this word, whether purposely or accidentally slurred.

smoke + cigarette
1: ok, ok... enough ripping on that ugly bitch, my sides hurt. i need a smigarette

2: (hysterical laughter)

1: what?

2: damn these must be some good mushrooms, 'cause i swear you just said 'smigarette'
Smigarette by Wild Drunken Bill August 4, 2008

shitabetes 

Similar to "diabetes," a diagnosis for someone who has to frequently take a shit.
Dr. Ellett has to shit so much he has been diagnosed with shitabetes.
shitabetes by Kathydumper August 20, 2009

shigarette 

Any cigarette obtained as the result of mooching, bumming, or boaging off of someone.
Watch out for that homeless dude at the bus stop. Always fucking trying to score a shigarette.
shigarette by Wordmaster Bitch June 21, 2011

shitamente 

Spanish extension to the standard word shit. Mostly latin people mix their native spanish with the english spoken where they live, this is known as Spanglish. Example: Look, una church. So why just mixing sentences with two languages, also mix two words together! Adding to a spanish word -mente or -amente makes out of a adjective an adverb. So I extent shit to shitamente.

Shitamente, what a fuck is this!
shitamente by saukopf December 3, 2005

shitaree 

The entire thing, job, project.
I didn't get any help, so I had to do the whole shitaree.
shitaree by vvpete June 5, 2007