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A cigarette consumed by the user in an attempt to ease bowel movements.
"I'll take my turn in the bathroom in a couple minutes right after I smoke a shitarette."

"Want to finish this half-smoked grit? I just needed a quick shitarette and it already did the trick."

"Get out of the bathroom!" yelled Jeff as he shut the front door and removed his jacket, having just returned -- buttcheeks clenched -- from his morning shitarette.
by Mr. Constipation April 20, 2009
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Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
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The act of lighting and inhaling the goodness of tobacco whilst taking an early morning shit.
I just had the best "Shitarette" bro, the sickest start to a day you can have..
by Shit Guru Cav March 05, 2010
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