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Shiterette 

That special cigarette that seems to come in every pack which induces the need to shit.
You will know you've had a shiterette, when you step out to smoke and any possible bathroom signals your body has previously sent to your brain, unnoticed, suddenly hit you full force after your first drag or two. A shiterette is usually impossible to enjoy because - although you refuse to do the sensible thing by extinguishing your smoke, going to the bathroom and returning to smoke afterward - the whole time you are smoking, you can't enjoy it because all you can think about is how badly you have to take a shit.
Rent Fan - "Oh my god, Sister Christian, why are you standing all stiff and uncomfortable? Enjoy your smoke break, already. It's like a little vacation!"
Sister Christian - "I got a shiterette and all I can think about is my damn gas pains, fool."
Rent fan - "Oh my god! Don't even get me started on butt problems!"
Shiterette by JoshuaJordan October 17, 2008
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Yukkuri shiteitte ne 

A meme involving giant, disfigured heads resembling those of Touhou characters. It originated on 2ch in early 2008 when an Anon tried to make a Shift_JIS portrait of Reimu and Marisa and failed horribly. Another Anon thought the failed attempt was humorous and drew the infamous original picture (shown below right). Ever since that fateful day, yukkuri heads have dominated parts of NicoNico and made cameos in numerous other pieces of Touhou fanart. Their catchphrase "Yukkuri shiteitte ne!" literally means "Do it slowly!", but has been more loosely translated as "Take it easy!" by the English-speaking Touhou community. This remains the basis for many of the jokes centered on yukkuris.
Reimu: This stalking deformed head of me is quite annoying.
Yukkuri Reimu: Yukkuri shiteitte ne!

shigarette 

Any cigarette obtained as the result of mooching, bumming, or boaging off of someone.
Watch out for that homeless dude at the bus stop. Always fucking trying to score a shigarette.
shigarette by Wordmaster Bitch June 21, 2011

shitarette 

A cigarette consumed by the user in an attempt to ease bowel movements.
"I'll take my turn in the bathroom in a couple minutes right after I smoke a shitarette."

"Want to finish this half-smoked grit? I just needed a quick shitarette and it already did the trick."

"Get out of the bathroom!" yelled Jeff as he shut the front door and removed his jacket, having just returned -- buttcheeks clenched -- from his morning shitarette.
shitarette by Mr. Constipation April 20, 2009

shitecutter 

Look at her and that sexy purple shitecutter of hers.
shitecutter by tomtomtom7 January 11, 2008

Shiterbate 

To go to the restroom, informing everyone you intend to take a shit, and remain in the restroom for an extended period of time while actually masterbating
Scott: Where is Kevin?
Andy: Oh he is in the bathroom, has been for 20 minutes, said he was taking a shit.
Scott: Oh, he must be going to shiterbate.
Shiterbate by Nazgul4591 November 1, 2009
All of it. The entire kit and kaboodle.
She brought the whole shiteree in her handbag.
shiteree by Alimjake February 11, 2014